Archive for ‘2007’

January 4, 2008

is it better to have loved than not at all?

zomg, so i got the new temposhark cd, the invisible line, in the mail today. i love love love. the album wears on me after a while, but the first track i absolutely adore. i can’t share the track right now as the album is not released until march 2008, but sample lyrics for the first track, “don’t mess with me”:

see my crown?
i am king!
you’ll love the endless worshipping.
i am raw, a dinosaur,
but i will never be extinct,
so don’t mess with me,
i’ll shoot you down,
so don’t mess with me
i’ll knock you down
TEMPOSHARK – DON’T MESS WITH ME.

December 31, 2007

jesus camp. let’s welcome all the fanatics.

i’m watching “jesus camp” on television. these people are the most insane christians ever. fundamentalism for the lose. i am terrified of this country.

this movie and the events of the past week remind me that i can never ever be christian again. i don’t care if you’re christian if you don’t want to infringe on the rights and thoughts of others with your christianity. don’t christians get it? god gives people free wills so they can choose. don’t like that muslim neighbor of yours? get the fuck over it. god isn’t forcing them to be christian, so you shouldn’t force them to be christian either.

it’s so easy to praise the lord when things are going well but so difficult to point out the bad. this is and will always be the case with religion.

i am not so vain as to say god does not exist, because i don’t believe it. nor do i believe that god does exist. i just don’t give a fuck. not at all. you’re not going to know either way. faith in athiesm or in god are both blind. so………. i think i will just go with the flow until something or someone proves to me otherwise. and if they do, maybe i’ll think about changing my mind. but for now… these things are of no concern to me. i think what’s more important is making positive change in the *tangible* world through love and compassion and not through bigotry and repression. no thank you.

this country is terrifying. i wish to move. i don’t know where to move to, though. jeanette is moving to london. europe is too expensive. maybe mexico. hah.

December 28, 2007

!!!

i pretty much hate reading jason mraz’s journal but i find myself doing it anyway because his writing is so damn sexy. he is pretty much like, the sexiest man alive. i can’t help it. my only celebrity crush in like 10,000 years. blegh!!! writing is such a talent.

guys who can write = <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 sexiest thing ever.

although singing is a close second. but singing is nothing without amazing writing. so therefore, writing wins.

must… seduce… jason… mraz.

by the way, i don’t know what the deal is, but why do guys give you love confessions at the worst times ever? awkwardness for the lose.

December 26, 2007

berlin, munich, and prague.

saturday, december 15th, 2007

left in the early morning to go to the airport. the previous day i was talking to jenny at work and she mentioned that the denver airport (where i was going to have a layover) was weird. well, so i started reading about it and found out all of these conspiracy theories and freaky mural paintings they had on (half of which had been painted over). so, when i got to the airport, i of course searched for these paintings. the one with a stormtrooper-type guy with a gun (the most interesting and clearly disturbing one) had been painted over, although i didn’t see any remnants of it or anything. other people have photos of it, though. here are some of the pics i saw, which are, well, kind of disturbing too. lol. well, i’m only going to show the native american woman. there is also another girl, who used to be jewish but has now been converted to christian or catholic, and yet another, who is african. luckily i studied the map on their website a little bit before going or i wouldn’t have been able to find it. at this case, though, i just ran into it without looking too hard! yay!

had panda express. don’t remember the last time i purchased such a thing!!

sunday, december 16th, 2007

go to germany really early on sunday morning. let’s start this off with an average view at a collection of clothing one must wear to barely not freeze in germany (above).

got to germany and had to go stop by auntie ruby and uncle stewart (sherry‘s parents)’s munich church. while they had a meeting, sherry and i went to walk around and look for a coffee shop but a lot of them were closed and the other ones that were open were like, restaurants, so we didn’t want to go in. at night, we went to some bavarian restaurant (after getting lost a whole helluva lot). sick. had sausage with sauerkraut (of course), a fish dish (the only thing i really ate much of), some super salty potato soup and another soup, and veal. gross.

then we walked around for a while and tried to find a christmas market in munich. it was pretty cold. found one! it was very small and everything was about to close, though. got my first taste of a christmas market, with uh, many, many more to come. >_> i think we literally counted, like, at least 10-12 total. hahah. different ones. different ones, indeed.


found some cool-looking and well-decorated shopping malls and shit on the way… shown above. in minor detail. there wer some other pics but i didn’t get them uploaded.

monday, december 17th, 2007


in the morning, went to neuschwanstein castle (the castle that the disney castle is based off of). well, we almost got lost going there. i swear, i am soooo against navigation systems. we got lost TONS of times with TWO navigation systems. maps are way more efficient. die, technology, die. and like, people forget how to even get to basic places that they should know how to get to. it’s all just…… messed. but anyway, enough about the dangers of navigation systems…



sherry and i decided to walk up the 20 minute trail to the castle instead of taking the horse carriage (bus could not drive up that day because it was too icy). anyway, i got quite frozen because it was very cold that day to begin with, but what’s even worse is that i just wore regular velcro canvas shoes, so my feet were frozen. lol. we were like an hour early, so we had to wait in the mini gift shop, as i was hoping my feet would come back to life. they didn’t. i figured when we went into the castle, things would be better. they weren’t. the castle was freeeeeeeeeezing. >_>



photos within the castle were not takeable — they didn’t allow pics. it was largely incompleted anyways. there were only like, five rooms to look at or something. pretty weird. O__O and unremarkable. the place around it was nice because it was all snowy yet the sun was out that day — but as far as the actual castle goes, it was largely unspectacular. these photos above were actually taken outside the windows of the castle and such. the outside of the castle looked absolutely amazing, though, and the weather was fucking perfect. it was gorgeous. minus my feet falling off almost.


potato pancakes! hecks jeaaaa! i hate being american in foreign countries, though — americans seem to never try and learn other languages. i tried to speak german (limited) whenever i could to thank people and stuff, though, but i was the only one. i think it’s just rude to not even give an effort. maybe that’s just me, though.

tuesday, december 18th, 2007
the next day, we drove from augsburg (suburb of munich) to prague (prag, praga, praha), stopping along the way in plzen (pilsen). no one stopped us at the border. although it was only tuesday, the open borders rule was going to be applied in czech republic starting that friday. that was a little weird, though.

in pilsen, third largest synagoge i think in?? the?? world?? but it was tiny!!!!!!!!!!!! second xmas market here. it was a gran ol’ time. already only in one city that’s not in bavaria and the food is already 200x better. BAVARIA SUCKS. FOOD IN BAVARIA SUCKS. anyway.

went to go to the pilsner urquell plant and it was um, not open for us to tour at the time, unfortunately. it looked very nice, though, and was huuuuuge. instead, we went to eat things at their restaurant. i ate some spicy, cheese-stuffed potato tater tot thing with salsa. it was yummy nummy in my tummy!!

that night we got to prague and stayed at the hilton. freeeeeeeeee! wooooooooo! i don’t think we did much — just walked around, watched some amazing ass tv (amazing power rangers and tetris game). went to eat, again, at some nice looking restaurant that didn’t taste so good. but, it was entertaining, because the couple next to us was arguing and we tried to dissect how well they knew each other. not sure, but the girlfriend could not make up her mind and the guy got annoyed, and the guy saw sherry’s food and wanted to order it, but was too shy to say anything. and she was like, “why don’t you just ask her?!” even though, like, shit, obviously sherry can hear you, she’s sitting like, 1 foot away from you, literally. lol. but yeah the girl was really whiny. didn’t know if she wanted soup or salad or both, and asked a million questions.

sherry’s parents ate big slabs of meat, as usual, and sherry and i made fun of them, because they weren’t supposed to eat that stuff because of their bad health. oh, well.

sherry’s mom is also very forgetful and kept dropping gloves and stuff sooo often haha. it was kind of amusing, actually. i thought *i* was clumsy. and i am. but evidently, i’m not the only one!

wednesday, december 19th, 2007

went to see the astronomical clock. it was interesting. not much to look at, though. not sure what each of the numbers means or anything like that, either.


walked up to the prague castle, and spent like, 4 hrs there, partaking in an audio tour and junk. it was obviously way longer than we had expected. :0 this is the view from the way up. on the way down, saw a beggar who had NO FEET T__T and like all the other bums in czech / germany, he was pretty much just huddled over. he wasn’t bent over, but most other homeless people were bent over at the waist, with their heads touching the floor. i assume it is because it’s so damn cold there (like, 20 degrees or so the whole time we were there — pretty solidly -5 or -2 celsius).


czech money, wooooo!



so, in that complex was a gothic church… along with…


… some castle that was formerly used as a parliament building.



this street right here is famous because of the way it looks and junk. sherry chose to give me the #22 house and she wanted the one next door. turns out #22 used to be the home of franz kafka, so i win.


torture chamber and jail!! all sorts of goodies there. but pictures tell more, but i’m too lazy to upload more to picasa. sucks for you. come over and look at my photo album.



as we were walking back we stopped by another restaurant, after much deliberation and deferring. we finally chose one and it was good and cute, and sherry’s mom thought we had stopped there on purpose and had planned it hahahaha. but it was very much not the case. it *was* a good choice, though, because all of the food was actually good!! absinthe!!! it is very interesting tasting, that’s for sure. i took a half shot, and sherry’s dad took the rest. he was very weird lol after drinking it. not sure if it was in his head or what.



crossing a famous bridge. prague is beautiful, isn’t it?


traditional czech food which is kind of like a cinnamon roll type thing.


sherry’s parents wanted to go home first, so they did and we explored the christmas market in prague (the big one), and then stopped by a museum for the salvador dali and mucha museum. good times, good times. it was apparently an awesome hangout place cause people kept hanging out there. lol. lots of imitations but we did get to see a collection of images he illustrated for dante’s inferno, purgatory, and paradise. some of those were really, really cool.


salvador dali looks like a fucking pimp, no? he has this interesting look in all pics haha. i must say i didn’t care for all of his stuff that much before, but now there is some really cool shit. his style is EXTREMELY versatile, which is commendable. looked like it was drawn by like, five different artists (at least).

the mucha exhibit was interesting primarily because mucha is a major, major commercial whore. all of his work was for magazines or for tin can covers, food lids, etc. he even made currency and stamps. what a whore. his style really is great, though — i bought a poster!


convenience stores in foreign countries are pretty much the best. this is a good one. this is a good thing. :D


some other good food finds, including but not limited to: bacon chips! we uh… bought a lot of food. ha ha ha ha ha ha hro ho ho.



then we went shopping at the mall. shopping was quite entertaining. sherry bought me things. terrible things. and made me try on something terrible as well. see pic.

as we were walking back, we passed a restaurant sherry’s parents were waiting for us in. they just happened to see us as we were walking by through the window. the food was quite good. i had a grilled eggplant stuffed with salmon? and stuff? i forget. they stacked it on the plate to look like mussels, though. hehe. which was fun because we ordered a plate of mussels (real ones!) right next to it.

thursday, december 20th, 2007
meine birthday! drove from prague to dresden, getting lost along the way.




at least the scenery was nice :/ crazy looking. had i been driving, i would probably have stopped 10,000 times to take pictures, but unfortunately, i wasn’t.


dresden had a very nice christmas market. except i was wearing my mathar russia hat and my scarf, and some old guy walked by, turned around, stared at me, and then said some shit. then walked away. now, it was so crowded they could only pass by single-file, but then four of his other friends walked by, one by one, and all of them turned around and stared me in the face. i could only conclude that my hat (and later, my scarf) was offending someone somehow. so i took it off and stopped wearing it, even though it was uber warm :/


as for the city itself, though — it’s pretty much boring as fuck. there was a lot of shopping (that was just okay) and then a whole lot of nothing. kinda sucks that we wasted a day there, but what can you do?


potato dessert thing with curds and fruit inside?!?!!!! PRETTY MUCH DISGUSTING. i thought it must be tried and all because trying random, foreign things is a good idea sometimes, but it was pretty much… not worth it. :X

friday, december 21st, 2007
drove to berlin. didn’t get lost, amazingly. berlin rocks, i think, particularly if you’re into art and are young.


construction next to a park.



the new meets the old.


an amazing museum with a huge collection of islamic art. and reconstructions you will soon see.


a reconstruction (using mostly original parts) of a city in turkey?? this is the pergamon altar.

the city.




random art… they had separate little rotating exhibitions in addition to the permanent collection. the rotating collections were upstairs. these are pieces from one of them.



islamic art collection of edmund de unger. amazing, amazing. for you christians who do not know… muslims believe in the old testament. most of these drawings here are from the old testament, with the first being moses’ parting of the red sea.



also a part of the permanent collection, this is the last of 4 ishtar gates built by nebuchadnezzar II in babylon.


more islamic art. sorry, but it’s just so bad-fucking-ass.

finally, 10,000 years later, we leave the pergamon. this is the view from outside. oOooOo ahhh.



i like this building. so therefore, i like this pic.




KUNSTHAUS TACHELES. unfortunately, we had gotten there really late, so most of the artists were no longer selling things. it’s kinda like the 616?? 626?? 646?? i forget — building in seattle… but uh, looks a lot cooler. when we first were looking for it, i wasn’t sure i had gotten the right building because the painting on the side wall looked different. we walked past it and then decided to go back. the inside was kinda weird. there were two shady looking guys outside, and we walked around outside for a while before deciding to go in. inside, every surface and every wall was covered with graffiti. i tried asking some lady if there was anything upstairs (since that’s where she was coming down from), and she said no. we decided to try going upstairs (even though no one else was there and it was kinda scary) anyways. floors three and four were open. but four didn’t have anyone — three had like, five people. so that’s that.


it sure was cold T_T

saturday, december 22nd, 2007







the berlin wall, aka the eastside gallery, aka the section of the berlin wall that was moved to another place to preserve it, aka the old part of the wall that has since been destroyed by graffiti. it was near our apartment in berlin, so it was the first stop of the day.



reichstag. hello, it was cold. we had to wait outside for thirty minutes because they only let a certain number of people inside at a time. that’s not fun.


let’s talk about the way TO the reichstag. first off, we saw that cool lawn above. that’s cool, that’s neat. wait, there’s more. we were on the left sidewalk walking towards the reichstag, and another couple of tourists was on the opposite side of the street, looking at a map. we hear three honks from really far down the street. i pay it no mind, thinking that the guy was honking at the other tourists. he gets closer and honks again three times. we look up. he most definitely is looking at us and screaming his head off! a girl is in the car with him in the passenger seat, but she is not paying too much mind. he’s swinging his hands up and down, screaming!!! WHAT THE HELL? one would think he was racist but he wasn’t, because we were wearing scarves that came up to our eyes as well as hoods. perhaps it is cause we were both wearing black?? NO IDEA. it was truly perplexing. but now, not only could i not wear my hat, but i didn’t want to wear my scarf either, because the only conclusion we came to was that my rainbow scarf was offending him. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? NOTHING ELSE MADE SENSE (not that the scarf idea made much sense, either).



this is what you see inside. what? i thought i was seeing the actual building. what the fuck is this? oh by the way. they had these awesome ass holographic images on the way in hanging on the wall but since it was in the security area, i wasn’t allowed to take any pics because they’re lame. but man, they were cool. at least they didn’t require taking off shoes in the security area because that woulda been a bitch with my big ol ass moon boot snow shoes (which i made sherry take home for me, YAY!)


the neverending elevator. i think it’s cool. do you see me? HELLO!


leaving the reichstag and heading towards the brandenburg gate, we saw this monument put up by a prisoner of war who was saying the government did not want people to know that people had died. he said that people were trying to get rid of this installation he had made near reichstag. these are people who died trying to cross the berlin wall.


the brandenburg gate, which we visited on the exact date that it reopened to the public dozens of years ago. pwn!



a city park that is just a bunch of stone blocks. hah. hahaha. i climbed on a stone block to take the latter photo of sherry and some security guard came by and told me to get off.

as we were walking away, i guess i was walking fast and sherry was trailing behind, and a group of russians caught up and was flanking on my right. i wasn’t paying attention. they were talking to each other, and suddenly a guy talks really loud right next to me. he was talking to his friend, of course, in russian, but he was right next to me, so i looked up at him, and he looked up at me. and i laughed, embarrassed, and then i trailed back to sherry while they continued to turn around every so often and laugh at me some more. lol.

then we headed to potsdamer platz, and of course, they were there also… i waved at him and was like, “HELLO!” and he did the same. i would have talked to him but i wasn’t sure how his english was (i think it was fine, though) and didn’t know what to say anyway, other than, “oh, you’re from mathar russia?!”

there was a snow hill in potsdamer platz, and on it, people were riding down tires. woooooo!! there was also a portion of the berlin wall (since that was where it originally was), some guards selling stamps in passports (i would have bought one, but sherry’s mom had my passport because our parents still treat us like we’re fucking five years old). BOOOO.






so sherry wanted to go to the museum of musical instruments, and on the way, we passed this national galerie and they had on display, a labryinth. what the fuck is it? good question. some kind of contemporary art installation with steel walls and such. every turn led to some weird ass shit. does it make sense? not really. because everything is a collection of his works throughout his life. kind of egotistical, as it serves no real purpose other than to serve as a ‘timeline of his past works’… but uh, yeah. that last pic is cool, eh? totally accidental. but it looks trippy!


do you see me?! DO YOU? probably not because i’m fucking ninja, but still.


this is the outside of the national galerie. i have to make a note of this because this same exact sculpture is in UW’s red square. isn’t that funny? it’s like the large orange abstract statue in seattle center — i saw it somewhere else too (i forget where, though). mass-created giant sculptures… how lame is that??!?!!?! there should only be one. pfft. and they’re not even SLIGHTLY the same — they’re EXACTLY the same. someone mentioned before that the UW sculpture was supposed to stand for the inadequacies of man, but i don’t know about that anymore.


so, i don’t know if mcdonald’s has a deal with the german government or what, but mcdonald’s signs are literally everywhere. this is on the top of a building and says, over 50 mcdonald’s in berlin. OH REALLY. what’s worse is… this wasn’t a mcdonald’s. there wasn’t a mcdonald’s anywhere in this building or even near it. so what the fuck? there are these street signs everywhere too, showing mcdonald’s… and then 500 km away, or whatever, with arrows pointing in different directions.


the museum of musical instruments. today was a busy fucking day. i mean really.


love sex and dreams — two story sex shop!



this is inside the largest department store in germany, second largest in europe. called kadewe. the whole top two floors are dedicated to food. i laiiiikeee. we got inside and immediately took a seat because we had been walking so much. anyway, as we were seated, we saw that there was some mom writing something on her little toddler son’s arms (he could barely speak). sherry was like, “i bet she’s writing her phone number on his arm in case he gets lost!” and we’re like, “hmm, yeah, that’d be a good idea!” later, they walked by, and that was indeed the case. amazing!!!!


“buffet” only it’s not a buffet — it’s a restaurant that operates like a cafeteria, where you get to pick out what you want to get.


train station. damn this shit was confusing at first, but no longer. the overground subway stations are confusing. this is better. feels more like a subway. but it’s still a train. damn you, germans, for being confusing.



more pointless wandering led us to checkpoint charlie, which used to… be an american checkpoint. didn’t go to the museum cause it was supposed to be lame. surely i do not believe we missed out on anything.

we were crossing through this random building cause it was cold outside. the entire building was heated. errr. and there were restaurants and bars and things, but nothing was locked up. no one was there. we’re like, wtf, we should steal shit. but instead, we decide to jump up and down and take pics. after pic #50 or so (jokes, more like #14), some security guard walks in and coincidentally we leave.


walking around that night, after paying 1 euro to enter the ‘upscale’ christmas market (aka the only one you had to pay for), we went to the lowscale carnival. timing was perfect because had we stayed at the other christmas market another ten minutes, the carnival would have closed. but we got there right in time to see them shutting everything down and all that jazz.


this is the carnival.


hypnotic yellow block. i had to see it and go to it.

sunday, december 23rd, 2007



nuremburg. yeahhh. didn’t really see it much as it was just a drive-through but they had a big christmas market that was EXTREMELY crowded and was back to having nasty bavarian food (aka nothing but sausages). but yeah, nuremburg definitely had the most tourists out of anywhere in germany and czech republic at this time of year. it was actually kind of weird because we hadn’t seen many the whole time.


what happens if you leave liquids in the car overnight! yay!

monday, december 24th, 2007


errr, had to attend church something or other tonight. it was a potluck. the food was pretty sick. this latter pic is of this bread thing (flattened bread on the outside), and the inside was pickled vegetables and bbq pork or something, but the pork tasted like charcoal. SICK. dammit, i was expecting good things from that shit too.


don’t sit on folded ping pong tables!!!!!!!!!!!!

the whole thing was in chinese with a bunch of chinese exchange students, and they kept thinking that sherry and i couldn’t speak chinese. argh. that was annoying, but they soon got the idea that we could. we played a game of telephone and uh, we basically had to repeat bible verses. three teams. mine won, and i was the last person. i had to recite it! soo basically, i did better than a bunch of native chinese speakers. pwn. i don’t know what i said but i just blindly repeated it (even though they had told me the wrong thing to begin with, it was still more correct than everyone else’s). :D

there were also some skits and things……………. of the corny variety. but it was briefly amusing. i should get better at chinese. and spanish. yeah.

when i was first introducing myself in my small group of like, 6 people, one of the girls asked me, “are you christian?” and i said i used to be. and she’s like, “are you trying to become christian again?” and i said, “not really.” and she’s like, “yue lai yue xing zhi ji shi bu shi (more and more believing in yourself, are you?)” and i was like, “i don’t know?” because it was such a weird thing to say. she mentioned a similar thing in a bigger group too, but she meant it in a rude way — i’m pretty sure. because the context in which she said it in the big group was that people who aren’t christian are more selfish because they believe in themselves more and not in god or in others. i don’t know. it was weird. but yeah. i would have said more but i didn’t because i didn’t feel like it was my place since again, sherry’s parents were doing missionary work with those kids.

towards the end of the night there was some pretty ignorant talk about how believing in the christian god makes countries better and shit, even though on the flipside, sherry’s mom mentioned a story of a jewish girl who made it out alive because she believed in HER god, who is obviously not the christian god. lots of ignorant christian talk that is completely unaccepting of other religions. sherry’s dad talked about how he wants to talk to a muslim guy they know about why he believes in his god because he thinks that the muslim guy doesn’t really know WHY he believes, and that most muslims are like that. i think that’s ignorant. muslims have just as much a right to believe as christians do, the belief is just as rational or irrational. it’s just not fair. religion is so divisive. i can’t stand it. during the group conversation, i was just quietly seething because i did not want to misstep my bounds and sound ungrateful for my stay there, but man, i definitely did not agree with a *lot* of the stuff that was said. there was one girl, and it was her first time there. there were some general comments about how western countries show love more than eastern countries. new girl said she disagreed, and it wasn’t that eastern countries couldn’t love, but because they were still developing countries and therefore could not concentrate as much on these things because they were so busy worrying abotu surviving. i don’t necessarily agree, but i can see her point, and she is entitled to it. everyone else shut her down, though — HARD. and that’s terrible. you shouldn’t do that to a newcomer. it makes people feel unwelcome. just let them have their opinion. you and your 80 friends don’t need the last word against the 1 girl. i dunno. it’s just not cool, man.

tuesday, december 25th, 2007

concentration camp on christmas. i think the thought is just hilarious. this sign here is the doorway to enter the concentration camp. it ironically says, “work sets you free.”



sculpture designed by a former camp person, and this is the maintenance building behind it. the second pic shows the maintenance building with an asshole inscription. read the text to see what it says.


propaganda posters. i love it.


different badges the people were forced to wear.


never again… :/



reconstructed sleeping bunks, one of like, 34 or something. all the other ones no longer exist and all that are left are the block numbers. there is a story somewhere about how these guys run out of energy and just poop and pee all over the people below them. sick. sometimes people would smell so bad that they’d have to drag them to the bathroom to wash them off, but then it’d just start all over again. that’s probably why so many people were naked — because they were just filthy.


there were some churches and nunneries within the complex. this is within the nunnery area.


gas chamber. built but never used — at least, not largescale executions. why, no one knows.


a large room with many cremating ovens. >_> this is the large crematorium; there’s a smaller one as well.


augsburg. few pics taken there. blahblah.





expensive restaurant; supposedly the ‘best’ in augsburg. had monkfish. it was rubbery, but tasted good… like a crab-textured cod or something. does not flake. had pictures of nudes all over. AWESOME. SUPER DESSERT, with a firework in it!~!! it was a buncha shit in one. too much contamination from one dessert to another if you ask me, but it had all sorts of crap, from pistachio ice cream to weird jello type thing to dragonfruit to chocolate mousse. yeahhhh.

and the next day was to the airport and the trip home! WOOHA.

December 7, 2007

lol nate is famous.

http://kiss1061.com/pages/504539.php

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Calls about reserving a place in Heaven.

their company, reserveaspotinheaven.com, will be on fox news tomorrow as well!! AMUSING TO SEE WHAT THAT’LL BE LIKE!

November 30, 2007

more daily writing exercises.

i wonder how long these daily writing exercises must be. haha. it’s 2:00am. i just offered lingo a scrabble match. why would i do such a thing?! i’m not quite sure. ah, well. i’m in a fairly good mood – just went to these arms are snakes with alex and jenn and before that we went to eat at thaiger room and after that we went to get bubble tea and picked up some jack in the crack and then alex and jenn wanted some sub so we went to do that. ah, americans. we spread the fatness no matter where we go or are. :D

these arms are snakes were pretty good. i was actually very impressed. the singer is kind of a nasty guy — he spits up his spit and then like, eats it again. and eats the microphone and spits it out again. erm, yeah. gross. he was dressed like a sailor too and is totally a good-looking guy (could be like a backstreet boy or something) but he’s just kinda crude. i don’t mind though, other than the spitting part, a little. has dancing and frenetic antics were right up my alley. and not so weird. i think i’ve evolved, though, having seen more people. i remember when i saw bearvsshark a long time ago and the singer was a bit like this guy although not as good-looking and kind of bear-like, and he was just the type who rolled around and climbed all over the rafters and stuff. and although i thought he was cool and entertaining and interesting, i thought he was weird. but now, it’s entertaining and cool and interesting, and minorly weird, but not really — not so much. i guess that’s part of growing up and seeing more things, i suppose.

so jenn villaruz has some of the craziest fucking stories. what the hell. she boggled my mind tonight. her first story was that she went on tour with rammstein for two and a half weeks because their vocalist liked her and she was 19 and they invited her along. they thought she was like 21. either way, she said they were extreme on stage but hella normal in real life, and that they watched “babe” and imitated pig voices when they were in their car and stuff. all kinda weird shit. wtfx. she said they’d have dildos parading onstage during their set and be total 100% gentlemen offstage. WTFX. and there was this one song, “engel,” where they usually had a girl on stage with them, and they didn’t this time because she couldn’t make it, and so jenn filled her spot and was in a cage, wearing this dress, and fire was around the cage. WTFX. that’s a little fucking weird.

we pried her for more stories and she revealed that she had come across a dead body in an alley behind QFC in federal way once. WTF. mind-boggling shit. she was rollerskating by and was like, “this garbage bag is blocking the road, weird.” and then she stepped back and saw that it had an elbow-type shape bulging out of it and so she opened it up a little, saw some hair that looked african-americany, and then called the cops. they came and some guy had killed his girlfriend and hacked her up. holy shit.

anyway, more later. this is my daily writing exercise for today. so much to say, but i’m sleepy.

November 22, 2007

ahaha chinatown.

LENNY, ON CHINATOWN’S DEAD RAT PROBLEM:
lenard: that dimsum restaurant in china town
lenard: named sun ya
vivian: what aboot eet
lenard: my family was there celebrating lenas birthday
lenard: and leo was playing with something on the floor
lenard: and someone was like watcha playing with?
lenard: and it turned out to be a dead mouse
lenard: pwnt
vivian: HAHAhahHAHAHAHHAHA
vivian: HAhAHAHAHHAHAHAA
vivian: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
vivian: hAHAHAH

CHINATOWN RATS = AMAZING!!!!
i have a picture of one that i took that was flattened and trampled upon so often that it was practically a piece of paper. hahaha. awesome. and then last week before i left for taiwan i saw another in chinatown that was flattened like a mofo. freaking amazing. pics to come. :0

November 22, 2007

taiwan for yo mothafuckin ears. err. something.

i’m writing this and it’s january 2008. oh well, need to recap it SOMETIME. even if it is a little late ^__~

sunday, november 18th, 2007
took the fucking AGO-NIZ-FUCK-ING flight to taipei and it was well, agonizing. i stayed a day later and left a day later than i was originally supposed to (which was friday), because i was sponsoring artifakt event the night before and yair was playing a show! well, people really liked his performance, so yay. the show itself was alright, some decent art, some okay. but yeah.



first evening i got there and daddy couldn’t go anywhere cause his leg was injured (from playing the wii), so mom, phil, roxanne, and i went over to the night market. had to take a taxi as it was too far to walk to. ate niu rou mian (beef noodle stew) but it was kinda gross. meh. it wasn’t gross. just okay.


some taiwanese fashion. long shit with leggings is all the rage there right now.

monday, november 19th, 2007


mom and dad had to visit the doctor, so phil, roxanne, and i got up early and just went to walk around. lotta shit was closed. we went to taipei 101 (the current tallest building, although soon to be not… why do people find the need to build as tall as possible anyway? it’s so freaking weird)… but it wasn’t open yet. so we walked around, in search of food. we bought some stuff at the convenience store. pretty much we are lucky i can read a bit of chinese — at least enough to get a basic idea of foods — so i got us picked out some onigiri stuff. that was really hard to open. and ooOoooOooOo green tea milk, you are so yummy. <3 finding food in foreign countries — it’s seriously the funnest part >_> spicy chicken onigiri up there. it was actually really good.



taipei 101. oh yeah, taipei 101?? you think you’re cool because you reach into the clouds? PFFT. inside, it’s pretty much just a mall for rich people. you know, the usual.




common sights in the taiwan, with taxis and all that jazz. women riding mopeds with high heels. okay, so it’s not THAT common but it’s not uncommon either.



slightly more uncommon sights. man with ladder while riding moped. what a pimp. and a naked mannequin.


magazine in bookstore in taipei 101 that’s dedicated to all things “BLANG BLANG” — i would have bought it but it cost ten fucking bucks. no thanks. i guess they figure those who want to bling will be willing to pay money for a guide on how to bling. as lenny pointed out, though, unfortunately they have the wrong idea — sticking rhinestones onto everything does not equal bling. bling = diamonds and jewels and shit. you got the wrong idea, AZNZ.


after we were done with 101 we took a free shuttle to… where? i don’t remember. hahahahahdoaishdads. the train station. oh yeah. the subway. that’s where we went. taipei’s subway system is still small and new, but they copied practically everything from japan. unlike americans, though, taiwanese people listen to signs on the ground and shit.


since we didn’t have much to do, we took the train station to “taipei da che zhang” (main station) and walked around. there was massive shopping there, which is why we went. because the truth pretty much is like this: there ain’t shit to do in taiwan except for shop. it’s pretty much… what’d i just say? the truth. >_> this little cutie was from one of those vending machines where you pay money to operate a claw and then you can win it. thing is… THIS SHIT COSTS $4 PER PLAY. what the fuck? we didn’t want to pay the money, so we haven’t yet decided whether it is “play until you win” or “$4 for one play and if you don’t get it, you’re a chump.” i guess the world may never know. because who plays that shit? there were a lot of those machines, to be sure, but i must say — never saw anyone playing any of them. hahaha. this is also copied from japan, their little arcade places. of course.


at night, we walked to nai nai’s place. lotta construction going on. my grandma is like 95. she’s funny. on a later date when we were at her house, she kept showing me to her little display cabinet where there were pictures of many people — including me!! and there was a photo of me, her, and this other boy who liked me. she said, “that’s you! that boy kept trying to get closer to you but you told him to go away!” then i would sit down, and five minutes later, she would be like, “mei mei ah, your photo is in this cabinet!” this happened three times… haha. >_> within the span of like, fifteen minutes. har har har. oh nai nai. she doesn’t cook for herself anymore since she fell… it’s messed up how falling at an old age (grandma used to always wear high heels) fucks up old people so hardcore. >_> it’s sad. but yeah, now she has a live-in servant who is from singapore. nai nai taught her how to cook for her and she cooks instead. i miss nai nai’s niu rou mian. i don’t think i’ll ever get to eat it again. T__T awww nai nai why are you so old! my mom knows how to make it but it isn’t the same at all. T__T sad.

i should also mention that my alcoholic uncle went crazy too. he used to be a REALLY nice guy but was just a fuck up and would get drunk all the time. well his liver is completely shot now but what’s worse is that his mind is shot. T__T he doesn’t even recognize my dad anymore. it’s pretty fucked up. i guess he has pulled out knives and threatened to kill people before. anyway, he lived with my grandma and my brother / mom / dad / roxanne got there before me so they saw him, but yeah, he didn’t recognize any of them. so they committed him to a mental institution. so that’s that. i didn’t see him. it’s a shame, because he’s a nice guy.


around grandma’s place are a lot of really small food stands and stuff — but unlike the night market, these are places people go to on a daily basis just when they’re leaving to and from work and shit. very convenient. this above is zou tou fu (stinky tofu). i don’t like the shit. but my momma does. my momma likes everything. as you will soon find out. it’s actually rather traumatizing. as you will soon find out.


dad, grandma, and phil. we are making our way to a restaurant!! that had EXTREMELY small dishes (i’m talking… mmm… the size of a coffee saucer plate thing) but they were really good, and probably the only real eating of vegetable i had the whole time i was there. so that was definitely a plus.



here’s what is not a plus. around grandma’s house, my mom bought some la mian xian (spicy noodle… thingies) because she didn’t know we were going out to eat dinner. not a fatty to waste foods, she, of course, brought the food into the restaurant like a fucking savage. it was pretty damn savage as she was scarfin gthe shit down in front of the waitresses. >_> in the latter pic is grandma with my auntie and uncle. the uncle came to america to live with us a while, and he still now insists on speaking english to us whenever he gets the chance to. his english isn’t bad but he does have an accent, and he’s just kind of goofy in general (we compare him to droopy), so him speaking english like droopy = funny.


apparently, when i was younger, this mall used to have a top floor that was all rides and arcades for little kids. i used to come here with my dad every day after he went to work or something. ahhh, good memories in taiwan. good memories indeed. i only lived there for a year around preschool age, but it doesn’t matter!

tuesday, november 20th, 2007

subway station. lots of boring time to spare, so yeah.



my timeline is actually kinda screwy so i don’t know if this is right, but whatever. the general gist is enough — a day by day play isn’t THAT important, is it?!!!!!!OIJ!OIJI!JOIAJSDOIAS! so, my mom booked us a trip via some tour train or something to go to hualian, which is in like, southeast taiwan. which is somewhat exciting because this was our first time outside of taipei in taiwan!!! porko rosssssso!


when we got there, some pony driver guy picked us up for the ride. not a tour guide — just a driver. but he kinda was weird and had a bad attitude. but err. doesn’t that sky look fake?!!!


first stop — a wonton place. supposedly famous — they had pictures of a former president eating there. i mean, it was okay. nothing to write home about though. or maybe it is. i don’t know. i never was much for wontons. but compared to most wontons they were pretty good. so okay, i change my mind, i guess they were good.


drive-by photo of a funeral. woooooo!


for the unacquainted, welcome to the world of the squatter.


so this guy dropped us off at all of these random, not particularly exciting places the first day because we didn’t have an itinerary for him and it was already the early afternoon. dad and brother and roxanne didn’t enjoy it at all but i didn’t really care — i think anything is pretty much a lot more interesting when you have a camera… even the most ‘boring’ of places. anyway, this place was a place that was formerly occupied by the japanese and they cut trees down there… blahblahblah. evidently the former logging caused all of the current rivers to dry out really easily, because when it rains, there aren’t as many old trees to soak up the water… instead, all the little, newly planted trees barely soak up any water, causing rivers to rage big, but for a short time… as opposed to being around year-round.


this was another random-ass place, but while we were there, some professor was there with his elementary school class. kids in taiwan pretty much take field trips all fucking day. no matter what day of the week it was or where we were, there were kids out on field trips. the other alternative is that even during weekdays people in business outfits are playing hooky or taking their work breaks to go SHOPPING. it’s ridiculous. apparently it hasn’t changed since my parents were growing up there, either. taiwan has a lot of streetside vendors which sell cheap wares, and apparently since the beginning of time people would pass by and say, “oh no, it’s so cheap! i have to have it!” even though they didn’t. this hasn’t changed. all taiwanese people do is fucking buy shit. it’s ridonkulous. i mean… do they really waste more than americans? i actually find that hard to believe. i’d say they probably are up there also. except they don’t have the big houses. but as far as buying trash goes — i think they are pretty high up there. also, none of their streetside restaurants use rewashable silverware or plates or bowls. they all fucking use disposable shit. it’s atrocious.

anyway, i went off on a tangent. that picture above is some weird bug larvae or mold — we couldn’t figure out what it was. :/



at another random place we stopped off at to eat “famous ice cream” (which was disgusting), you could feed koi. i don’t really care much for koi, but you must admit — their mouths are pretty dope there.





this is our bombass last stop of the day, which we probably should have spent MORE time at. it was a farm / zoo. i really wanted to ride a bike but i was not aware that they rented bikes until later. so i was a little bitter. instead, we rented this car which my dad drove around since he was injured. at first i had no idea what that place was but it soon revealed itself to be a crazy ass haven for birds of all types… and it made me very happy to see a MANDARIN DUCK IN PERSON!!!! i’d been waiting for that moment, for all my life! well not really. but yeah… my dad was also driving in the wrong lane in the wrong direction for a very long time. lol.


monkey island excited me on paper, but it was actually pretty weak sauce. sigh!!!!




there was a dairy farm. we were allowed to walk inside. erm, scary?! poor poor cow cows :[ here you are, a more intimate look at a cow being milked than you probably wanted!


this place was really fucking weird. pretty much this rich guy didn’t know what he wanted to do with his money, so he bought a bunch of shit. at least it’s cool shit, though. but still. there are a lot more pics i have of the bird collection that i didn’t upload to picasa, but he had soooooo many birds. it was insane. didn’t get a good chance to view any of them enough because we were in a rush and shit, so that kinda sucked. but it is what it is!


that night we stayed at this hotel. phil kept bitching about how ghetto it was going to be because it was in the city and not this super expensive one that was up on a hill (i told mom to get the city one because what’s the point? a view only lasts so long). anyway. he was bitching and moaning and when we finally got there, the place was fine. maybe even nice. a little bit unconventional, but i liked it. anyway, they had these windows that pulled open and were really high off the ground so you had to climb on bed to climb out of it, but all of the patios were connected. so i tried to scare my mom by going over to their window and being like, “BOO!” but she wasn’t scared at all. she was just like… “what are you doing there?”


took a series of long-exposure shots from outside that window on that balcony. this is maybe? the best of them.


that night we went to yet another night market. this place supposedly had famous… xiao long bao (small dragon buns HAHHAAAHHAHAAUSD)… seems like everything is famous. bizarro. they were pretty good but not as good as crab xiao long bao i’ve had — and other things. they were just okay. again, i don’t like xiao long bao, though, so yeah.


a thing full of intestines and shit. i asked the lady for permission. haha.


quantity of heat — 60c
fattiness — 25g
power — 86k
fibrin — 16n
DOGIPEE HOT DOG STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean really, wtf?

wednesday, november 21st, 2007



the next day, we went to taroko national park. yeah. apparently chinese people don’t like to hike, because there weren’t really any trails at all. haha. all there was was this paved (like, for cars to drive on, only cars weren’t allowed to drive on it) road for people to walk on. which is kinda weaksauce. all the campsites (all one of them, i think) were also closed because of the time of year. the weather in taiwan at this time of year is so bizarre. it’s like… hot but cold at the same time. it’s a sticky cold that brings heat in its humidity. never knew how to dress because if i wore a jacket i’d get hot in a few seconds and if not, i’d be cold. blech.


there was a lot of construction going on, which nearly resulted in a crisis. generally they would only let one side of the traffic on the construction road at a time, but they messed up once and let both go at the same time. and there was a bus involved. so therefore, it was messy. so ghetto. they would only let a certain amount of people every hour, so if you missed the cut off point, you had to wait another hour. lol.



apparently, falling rocks are a huge problem here :| this area is known for these white, marble rocks. lots of quarrying and such >_>


this thing was on a long set of stairs. no one squished it… yay? i don’t know if it was dead or alive. i reckon dead, because roxanne got the same exact picture almost (which i thought was really interesting, because that means she’s looking around on the ground, like i do too!), and she went up those stairs way ahead of me. so… it was probably sitting there dead (or alive) for a while. i reckon dead.


this guy is definitely dead. i actually rather like taking pics of dead things. they just look so… interesting.


one stream is gray and the other is blue! together they make gray!!!! YAY!



low-hanging clouds.



we then went to this beach. this xiang chang (sausage) vendor had a cool sign. i thought his xiang chang tasted like charcoal, though, so i gave it to mcdoggy. then i tried to take a photo of myself with mcdoggy, and failed miserably.


almost as great as YAHO– wait, they probably got sued. same font and everything.


at the subway station, they featured some artwork made by fourth to seventh graders which warned about the dangers of the subway / train. ahhahahahraohrahrar. this is fucking great.

thursday, november 22nd, 2007



went to this… place. that was an old city… yeah. this was after taking the quick train (2 hours instead of 3 hours) back to taipei. the train was very rickety, and in it, they had a squatter bathroom. it was the first time using a squatter actually MADE SENSE. had it been a regular toilet, it would have been gross and i would have probably touched the communal nasty toilet seat. but since it was a squatter — and a clean one at that — it was perfect for the bumpy ride! insanity. anyway, this is the next day. we got the guy who picked my parents up from the airport to drive us around. mostly just little shops in this area — nothing too exciting to me but whatever. i got to sit in the middle of the road and be scary and stalk people with my camera :D


some kids i stalked.


then we moved onto the next place. yet again, i have no idea what this place is. eh, i’ll find out and add it in later. lots of antiques and junk. yeahhh.




garden, in honor of a former chinese president. errr. yeah. errr taiwanese president. i have no idea. it was pretty boring.


then we went to another street market. this one had awesome foods. unfortunately, i did not get to eat as much of it as i would have liked T__T


what we did eat though was this. i don’t even know. it was like, strawberry mian xian in a tofu pocket. pretty interesting tasting. not good, but not really disgusting either. but definitely everyone just ate a bite and was done with it. lol. i think this area of taipei was where my dad went to college. i can’t be sure, though.


i bought one of these for lenny and one of these for sherry >_> they’re so cute haha.




then we went to this harbor place. i don’t know where any of these places are, lol. they’re all within taipei, though.


then we went to another market. and my parents went INSANE and bought a fuckload of this black sesame and peanut candy. i mean, the shit is really good but not THAT good. they went insane. two big bags. and now i still have a bunch (and it’s two months later)… and probably will never finish it!!!!

friday, november 23rd, 2007

went to ximending, the top freaking shopping center in taipei, that’s for sure. some breakdancers — who i later talked to and found out were from MATHAR RUSSIA — were there… breakdancing. cameraman got me on camera!!



one girl, three guys. the girl sucked. she did this butt shaking mood every time. she couldn’t even breakdance. couldn’t pop… eh. she just seemed out of place and repetitive. i was not the only one who thought this. as far as the breakers go — one guy was really good… the other two guys were pretty mediocre. guy pictured above in the pose is *not* the good one.




phil had wanted to go to this restaurant but we didn’t know where it was. it’s a chain store, but we just happened to stumble upon it. the seats in the restaurant are toilets. the table are sheets of glass over old sinks. showers hang from the walls. your food comes to you in toilet-shaped thingies. yeap. the food? it was just okay. my crappy chinese failed us here, because i misread some things for other things, unfortunately.



candies shaped in pad-like packaging. i think they are marshmellows. i’m not sure. haven’t opened. queer aid, phil bought for aberoo.


i didn’t expect to find much graffiti in taipei but there was a lot around ximending… and a lot of it was really quality stuff. here’s one.


masturbation bear in the two story stationary store that i used to go to every time i went back to taipei. i even had a birthday discount card which worked around your birthday, but my mom forgot to bring it T__T


roxanne and her face mask! those things make it very hard to breathe — as cool as they look. >_>


you might know what a buddhist monk looks like… this is what taoist monks look like!


this toothpaste was in our hotel. larry king is a whitemen. i started using this toothpaste when we first got there but then i saw that it was made in china and got scared and no longer used it, cause that’s scary. i wanted abe lincoln instead of larry king (he was in this book at the hotel), but roxanne said that was inappropriate. she said using bush would be inappropriate too, but larry king is somehow okay. i don’t really understand.


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November 19, 2007

the beginnings of engrish.

i’m in taiwan right now. what does that mean? engrish. maybe not as much engrish as in vancouver, surprisingly (see TRNGSFIRMERS below), but it’s still good:


TRNGSFIRMERS ARE FROM VANCOUVER. amazingly, only TRANSFORMERS reside in taiwan. i’ve seen no copies and i’ve seen no fakes. too close to home? i don’t know.

so right now we are staying in a hotel called the sunworld dynasty hotel… pretty nice hotel, a little old, but you know, all good. but then this pops up:

awww jea. i didn’t notice it until phil pointed it out but boy am i glad he did. this is fucking amazing. anyway, i was using it at first, but now i am stopping, because it’s fucking made in china. click here to find out about toothpaste made in china. i ain’t fucking around.

anyway, battery is running low and i need to plug it in on the other side of the room because this side of the room doesn’t have three-pronged outlets, so until next time!!!! by the way, yesterday’s thirteen hour plane ride was just about THE most miserable international flight i have had yet. god, it was awful. and you know what’s worse? since i’ve gotten here i haven’t really felt like eating. have felt a little sick. what’s the point of being in taiwan without a will to eat?!! that’s like being alive without a will to live!!!

November 16, 2007

taiwan.

things to do before i leave for taiwan tomorrow:
[x] send out snowboard connection newsletter
[x] transfer videos from COCA video taping to my laptop +_+
[x] set up away e-mail message with sherry as the lucky receiver of emergency messages
[x] i like drawing interview (yes, that is his artist name)
[x] touch base with artists who mark murphy e-mailed to me
[x] print out germany itinerary to make sure united gives me my mileage points
[x] print out taiwan itinerary
[x] check in online
[x] pack my fucking bag (not even started but that’s okay)
[x] fix bugs +_+
[ ] print out haircut photo (getting haircut in taiwan = head massages)
[x] pick up cds from the post office
[x] pay credit card bill
[ ] pay comcast (assholes)
[x] follow up on scissors for lefty shoot
[x] follow up on scissors for lefty shoot, part 2

things to bring to taiwan:
[x] laptop & charger
[ ] camcorder & charger
[x] camera & charger
[x] extra memory card
[x] clothes =_=
[x] toothbrush
[x] hairbrush
[x] deodorant
[x] PASSPORT!!
[x] contact lens case
[x] CD players
[x] CDs
[x] taiwan and germany itineraries
[x] $$
[x] tizag pages for edit
[x] pens & markers
[ ] brain
[x] notebook
[x] mini-sketchbook
[x] list of things to buy for people
[x] planet earth for parents
[ ] transformers for brother

immediate things to do upon return:
[ ] print, sign, and mail sxsw application forms
[ ] find a printer to print new redefine reprints
[ ] rework slightly the former redefine magazine layout
[ ] finish COCA video
[ ] respond to e-mails
[ ] wear the new socks i will inevitably buy from taiwan cause they rule
[ ] print, sign, and mail llc application forms
[ ] deposit leftover checks
[ ] scan albums which need to have reviews
[ ] send new disticor request
[ ] find new printer and new redefine aaahhhh
[ ] pwn lingo in scrabble (pretty much doesn’t even need to be written)
[ ] take off’out of town’ message

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