crazy chinese emails!! part one.

Chinese people are fucking crazy. Especially old Chinese people. And this, by the way, is only one example about how similar fucking Latin Americans (at least Peruvians) are to Chinese people. All with their crazy theories and herbal remedies and shit. Read on. I particularly like the “intestines” one…

用餐後不要做的事 * Don’t smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meals is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). *不要用餐後抽煙 -專家的實驗證實用餐後抽煙 比一般 時間抽10 根香煙有更高的致癌機 率。 * Don’t eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruits 1-2 hours after meal or 1 hour before meal. *用餐後不要立即吃水果 -用餐後立即吃水果 將導致胃部因空氣而腫脹。因此在用餐後的2 小 時或是用餐前1小時 吃水果是比較理想的。 * Don’t drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest. * 不要在用餐後喝茶-因 為茶 葉通常含有高酸性。 這種酸性物質將導致我們 所攝取食物中所含的蛋白質變硬，因此會比 較難消化。 * Don’t loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked. *用餐後別鬆開 你的腰帶- 用餐後立即鬆開腰 帶將讓你的腸子容易糾結和阻塞。( 這個觀 念怪怪的，不曉 得有無 翻 譯錯誤？) * Don’t bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. *不要在餐後洗澡 -洗澡 時會使得血液流向手、腳 和我們身 體的其他部位，因此會減 少胃部中的血液量，這將會使得我們胃部的消化能力變差。 * Don’t walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In reality this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake. * 飯後不要散步 -大家總是 說 “飯後走 100 步可以活到99 歲 “ 。但是那個觀念是 錯誤的，用餐後的走動將使我們消化統沒有足夠的 能力從我所攝 取的食物中吸收足夠的營養。 * Don’t sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine. * 用餐後不要立即睡覺 -這樣 我攝 取的食物將沒有 辦法得到適當的消化，因此可能導致胃部和腸部的感染。 * Don’t forget to forward the e-mail to others - If you forget to forward the e-mail to others, your friends may never know the information. *