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December 23, 2011

my christmas menu, in its rawest form.

this is bits and piece of ideas for shit i was planning to do. some was successful, some not, whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

GNOCCHI
> 1 large sweet potato
> 2 medium yams
> 2 eggs
> 2 cups flour

PASTA SAUCE
> garlic
> extra virgin olive oil
> red pepper flakes
> parsley
In a large saute pan, heat olive oil over medium heat. Add the garlic and saute until light brown and fragrant. It’s important not too burn the garlic or else it will become bitter. Remove and discard the browned garlic. Add the red pepper flakes and saute for 1 minute. Carefully add the reserved pasta water and stir to combine. Place the spaghetti into the pan and mix well for 1 minute.
OR
> sa cha
> sundried tomato
> papaya
OR
> sa cha
> papaya
OR
> sa cha
> sundried tomato

SUNDRIED TOMATO POLENTA BITES
bites with…
> artichoke
> avocado
> lemon
OR
> scallop
> artichoke
> avocado
> lemon
OR

BAKED EGGS W/ CARAMELIZED MUSHROOMS
> 1/2 sweet yellow onion
> 2 cups mushrooms
> asparagus
> red pepper
> sundried tomatoes

BAKED KALE CHIPS
> lemon
> 2 bunches kale
> curry powder

> smoked paprika

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February 14, 2011

now is a good time…

i’m listening to… minus the bear’s omni disc.

… to post a super delirious blog entry. i am waiting to hear back from gina about eating korean food, so i am just being weird and sitting in the coffee shop all caffeinated. woooooooooo.

i know it’s like super uncool to listen to minus the bear these days or whatever, but this shit fucking rules. well at least half of the album is really solid. the other half is completely unlistenable shit, but whatever. oh look, unlistenable is not a word. who would have known or guessed.

today is valentine’s day. whatever. tis like any other day, really. i suppose at some point i gave a damn but right now i don’t, really. it’s not like i like flowers! and chocolate is being consumed all the time anyway!!!!!!

our sxsw lineup is turning pretty amazing, albeit uhhh kinda more glitz and glamoury than i was expecting. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops. it’s kind of just what happened because garage rock bands weren’t really having it as much as i woulda liked. suck it.

if gina doesn’t respond soon, i may just need to go home and eat. kind of starving. have only eaten part of an amazing chocolate cake and a cup of coffee and a kiwi today. no wonder i feel fucking weird!

December 26, 2010

tolerance.

i keep thinking the level of tolerance my parents have for things that are different will change. it never does… IT NEVER DOES. IT NEVER DOES.

no matter how much they travel, everything just solidifies already-existing beliefs, i feel like. fuck. today i eavesdropped on my mom’s conversation with a friend and she was bad-mouthing the american government saying something about how if you never work a job in your life you will get free insurance but if you do then you have to pay a lot, and that’s why some black people don’t work. FUCK. and she’s essentially like, “might as well not work then! because you get screwed if you do work!”

FUCK. FRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. i in my family is so weird. i mean, a lot of people fit in weirdly with their families. ugh. but it’s horrible.

i spent some time making them a present. basically, i have this book with 501 cool places to visit in the world, and i’m giving that to them. and i added little pieces of paper with stories from my trips to these various places… my brother was like, “they’re never going to read it.” and i’m like… “yeaaaaaaah. but i like to aim high and then be disappointed.” pretty accurate sentence — on both my part and on my brother’s. shit. i also included a dvd with photos, as an accompaniment to the book. meh. never gonna be read in conjunction. what’s. the. point. ugh. yesterday i told them their present would have to wait, because it was being made, and my mom scoff-laughed at me. so rude. i guess part of me does think that maybe i should just buy them something vapid, like a crystal, or a bouquet of flowers, or a sweater, because that’s what they’ll enjoy. i guess i give things i think people would appreciate because i would enjoy it. but that’s not the case, is it? hmmmm. rethinking is necessary. i guess the point of giving gifts is pleasing the end-user; therefore, i should maybe spend less time doing things i think are cool and more time figuring out things they think are cool… right? ugh.

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December 24, 2010

xmas 2010.

kinda weird that the measure of a successful christmas in the hua household is, basically:
DINNER WITH MINIMAL TALK ABOUT BUSINESS MATTERS??????????????????????????????
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

therefore, in that regard, this evening was -extremely- successful.

and also, we played this game that i’d played at johnny’s house before, which was…

one person writes a sentence. the next person draws a picture of that sentence. the next person writes a picture about that drawing without seeing the original sentence. and so on.

check out this genius piece of art, which happened after my mother became involved.

to summarize:
(1) roxanne’s sentence: “gimme your money!!!” says the man to the monkey. monkey says, “poo.”
(2) my drawing.
(3) my mom’s sentence: “i got money, and you got shit.” (might i add she also prefaced writing this sentence with, in chinese, “that’s not poo, is it?”
(4) my brother’s drawing.

amazing. amazing. amazing. laughed so hard. also laughed really hard the first time we played that game, because roxanne and i were coming up with nice sentences, and then phil came up with his super uncreative one… business people… go figure…

we made fun of him for a while. “jack and jill went up the hill…” style…

and lastly, i’d spent the past day and a half making this cake for roxanne. it turned out a little weird. the intension (<– i'm brain-farting how to spell that word… is that right???) was to make a red velvet cake but i ended up adding more cocoa because i initially added too much beets because the recipe i followed was being a weirdo. it tasted really weird and was EXTREMELY dense. ah, well. next time, i'll get it right, snagnammit!

i’ve also been making a shit ton of bread lately. in the best way possible! already lost 5 pounds since being here, despite the fact that i’m eating all the time. that’s just how fattening portland has been to me…

November 27, 2010

thanksgiving sucked.

i’m going to copy and paste a chat with gina to summarize, in part.

2:47 AM
me: was your tgive rad?
gina: yeah!!!
way rad
i made a really bitchin’ green bean casserole
2:48 AM
and a vegan apple pie with like 6 diff kinds of apples!
me: ooooooo
green bean casserole sounds really awesome
2:49 AM
whoa totally gonna make that
soon
gina: yeah!
we can do
2:50 AM
mine was really easy wimpy, just mushroom gravy and almonds and fried onions baked in with the beans
2:51 AM
me: yumm
gina: yeah!
how was yours?
your T-givs I mean
2:52 AM
me: pretty whack dude
i had my friend nim pick what we were gonna do
cause i didnt think i cared so much
apparently i do
we ended up hanging out with a buncha reed kids which is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no fucking thanks
buncha wankers
2:53 AM
gina: aaaahhhh!
me: and then i accidentally ate a buncha pot brownie which just exacerbated the problem
gina: haha oh nooo
yeah reedies can be sort of awful
2:54 AM
me: dude they’re obnoxious
like everyone thinks they’re so godman smart
gina: yeah! way obnoxious and pretentious and kind of brittle
booo
me: super ass
like
we were standing in a group of four
talking to two of them
and two people to my right introduced themselves
and then the person to my left
and the girl we were talking to just stopped paying attention after that
and it was like hello im standing right here
and then two seconds later

2:55 AM
the guy she was with
introduces himself to the two people on my right
then looks at me
SKIPS OVER ME
to the last person
and i was just like, “SERIOUSLY???? SERIOUSLY???”
and everyone just stared at me

gina: AAAAHHH
me: LOL
gina: LAME
me: AMAZING
gina: so lame
me: how does that even happen
gina: yeah that’s way shitty
especially when you’re in college – they’re so entitled and they think they’re the biggest deal
2:56 AM
i had to put up with a lot of those high-school shenanigans at my college too
me: ahh lame!
gina: yeah
private school man
really insulated community too
that sucks!
2:57 AM
me: sounds so weird
oh well though
lol
gina: but sometimes eating the pot brownie makes it more fun!
because you can disassociate? eh?
me: lol
i was definitely disassociated
2:58 AM
i gues it was ok at the time
cause i was somewhere else
in retrospect i really disliked though
2:59 AM
gina: eee boo
sorry to hear it
me: its cool :P
now i know about a demographic of human i would like to avoid in portland

also whack:
everyone acting like they were the fanciest chefs ever when the food was pretty much like, okay. cept the mashed potatoes. the mashed potatoes were amazing.

towards the end of the night, when i was super baked, two people started playing this verbal game… where you find out the rules of the game as you’re playing it, and you can win from memorizing series of numbers but not know how you won because you didn’t know what led those numbers to be the winning numbers… kinda interesting. then tori and nim suggested that everyone play this game called psychiatrist, where one person volunteered to be the psychiatrist and then left the room while the other people conferred and concluded that… the psychiatrist would ask a person questions, and that person would answer those questions as if he/she was the person to his/her left. while the person answered everything correctly, everyone would stay seated. when that person got it wrong, though, everyone would stand up and switch places. pretty interesting, although REALLY weird that the girl playing psychiatrist really seemed like she knew what was going on but she didn’t. buncha weird shit came up, like one guy who was kinda in the closet and not openly admitting it (and his parents were right there, watching the whole time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?)… one girl whose secret celebrity crush is like, matt damon, haha… and tori! her boyfriend was playing “her” and the psychiatrist asked him what he thought of her boyfriend (aka what tori thought of him) and he was like, “oh, he’s pretty great,” and tori stood up! and everyone was like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA. weird. ;/ ;/ ;/

this whole time i was sitting in the corner, unable to speak. woooooo. ~__~

November 17, 2010

arf arf arf.

i’m listening to… mariage blanc. i need to write a review of this disc soon. and emil & friends.

5:14am
sure, why don’t i start inking a drawing at 2:00am. great idea.

WHOA THERE’S WHITE MECHANICAL PENCIL LEAD! GIMMEEEEEEE!

THE REST OF THIS POST WILL BE WRITTEN IN CAPS.

I STILL NEED TO FINISH UP MY SOUTHEAST ASIA RECAPS, WHICH IS SUPER ANNOYING, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THEM PARTIALLY DONE BUT CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO FINISH THEM.

LIFE IS TOO BUSY.

WENT TO SEATTLE THIS PAST WEEKEND WITH GINA AND ABE, AND IT WAS FAIRLY FUN, ALTHOUGH REALLY JAM-PACKED. WENT TO A COUPLE SHOWS, INCLUDING ONE AT THE FUNHOUSE, AND A WAREHOUSE PARTY WHERE PRISON AND GRAVE BABIES PLAYED. REALLY AWESOME SPACE IN BALLARD. COOL ART ON THE WALLS. COOL. MESCALINE-ATE. “WHATS MESCALINE?” EVERYONE ASKS. WHATEVER. ACTUALLY, PERHAPS ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS THIS TIME WAS SEEING SEATTLE FROM A DIFFERENT P.O.V. — KINDA — WENT ALL OVER BECAUSE IT WAS KIND OF A TOURSITY, SHOW-GLEEN-AROUND KINDA WAY, AND ALSO WENT TO SOME RESTAURANTS — PASEO AND RYAN’S NOTABLE RECOMMENDATION, SENOR MOOSE! (OMMMMMG!!!!) AND JUST… WENT TO BALLARD EVERY ONE OF THE THREE DAYS, WHICH IS FUNNY, CAUSE I RARELY EVER GO TO BALLARD! BUT YEAH, PASSED BY SOOOO MANY PLACES I HAVEN’T BEEN TO IN FOREVER, AND KEPT SAYING, “OH MAN I REMEMBER THIS JOB I WORKED…” AND “THIS JOB I WORKED… AND RYAN WAS JUST LIKE… DAMN, SHES WORKED A LOT OF JOBS. FUNNY ENOUGH, JANE’S DAD LIVES IN DASH POINT AND KNOWS MY OLD BOSS AT THE RUBBER STAMP AND SCRAPBOOKING COMPANY. THAT BOSS’S NAME WAS DAVID. DAVID WAS CRAY-CRAY, AND I WANTED TO SAY THAT RIGHT OFF THE BAT TO JANE’S DAD, BUT REFRAINED; I JUST ASKED HIM IF HE WAS FRIENDS WITH DAVID, AND HE SCOFFED AND SAID, NO, HE’S CRAZY, AND I WAS LIKE… YEAHHHHHH!!! DAVID IS THE BOSS WHO TOLD ME THAT I COULDN’T CHANGE MY COMPUTER SETTINGS FROM SINGLE-CLICK MOUSE TO OPEN A WINDOW TO DOUBLE-CLICK. NO JOAK. FIRST JOB OUT OF COLLEGE… AND BEGINNING OF THE END OF TRADITIONAL CAREER EMPLOYMENT FOR YOURS TRULY.

MY ROOM IS THE MESSIEST MESS ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER. IT IS SOOOOO RIDICULOUS. I HAVE A FEW ART PROJECTS IN THE WORKS RIGHT NOW, WHICH REALLY DOESN’T HELP THE ROOM SITUATION. I ALSO –FINALLY– DID LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT, WHICH REALLY DOESN’T HELP THE SITUATION, BECAUSE I HAVEN’T HAD TIME TO FOLD MY CLOTHES YET. AND I HAVE STUFF LYING ALL OVER, DRYING. THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I JUST CLEANED IT KINDA RECENTLY! FUCK! WHAT I NEED IS A WAREHOUSE SPACE TO THROW ALL OF MY SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! :P

CHRISTMAS IS COMING UP, TOO, WHICH MEANS IT’S THE TIME OF YEAR TO START MAKING PRESENTS AND DRAWING CHRISTMAS CARDS AND ALL OF THAT ANTIQUATED BULLSHIT I STILL DO BECAUSE I’M DUMB.

CRAP CRAP CRAPPOLA.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM. YEAH! TOMORROW NIGHT I’VE SLATED MYSELF TO GO TO A COUPLE OF SHOWS. SO DON’T CARE. SO GETTING CHUNKY. WHAT-IN-THE-HAIL-EVA.

I HAD SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY BUT I FORGET. AH, WELL.

November 28, 2008

are we supposed to be more thankful on thanksgiving?

Cause I don’t particularly feel more or less thankful than usual at all. Perhaps I’m a brat, but it’s just another day on the calendar, another reason to get together because we’re too lame to do things by ourselves without excuses. Ain’t no thang thang.

So I was doing some thinking in the shower and thinking about Jeanette’s comment yesterday about how none of her friends are down to do whatever and some don’t exactly share her interests to try new, random things. I’d felt that way for a long time and find that just fairly recently have I met people who are more down to do bits and pieces of whatever. In college, Chol, Seungbum, Josh, and I formed the “Down Krew,” because we were always DOWN to do whatever. But at that time, :down to do whatever” generally revolved around raving and drugs, which was cool, at least for that point in time. Left the rest of my interests largely untapped, however. (Videogames aside… since everyone and their moms are interested in videogames.)

Since then, I was lucky to find that Lingo, Tony, and Nate share interests in drum n’ bass, but as far as rock music, film, and art things go, I haven’t really found anyone who shares my same tastes who is also down to do whatever. In the case of Lenny and I, I’d always managed to get him to do things with me, but it always felt kinda forced cause he just isn’t interested in that stuff.

Somewhat recently, I have found some people who seem down to do whatever… which is fantastic. But then, I was thinking about some of these people and how many of the people who share the same interests as I generally don’t seem to be hugely ‘successful’ in traditional ways. They don’t work hoity-toity jobs, they don’t make a shitload of money, and they aren’t slaves to their careers. That doesn’t mean they’re not intelligent or talented individuals, of course. It’s just that their talent and intelligence goes elsewhere and not necessarily towards a career.

And a lot of people look down on that kind of thing, but it doesn’t bug me one bit, really. Careers and money have never meant all that much to me. I’m thinking about dating Micah, though, and about how he is a journeyman plumber, which in fact makes a shitload more money than any job I’ve ever had at around 60k a year… but how I could never really explain to people like my parents that it’s FINE to work a job like that, to not make 100k a year, and to not lose your soul to some corporation… that your entire life DOESN’T have to revolve around your job… that it’s okay to find interest in other things and to use jobs as a supplementary thing to REALLY living life. And hell, it’s not like a job like that is really worse even though it SOUNDS worse because it’s not clean and lame and wrapped around in a cubicle. But how does one explain these things to Asian parents?

Even in the case of Lenny, who was working at Microsoft, my mom would worry about when he would go full-time at Microsoft, because contract work is sOo unstable, and when is he going to get a degree? None of these things are fucking important, really, especially when you have a daughter who doesn’t even have a godamn job, but they find these things so concerning when I care about them zero. Zip. Not at all.

Today my mom mentioned that Fontaine’s sister Carol has a friend that’s starting up a magazine and that the magazine needs a marketing person. The headquarters is located in Thousand Oaks, California, in Southern California, between Santa Barbara and Los Angeles. Not the worst spot — there are many worse places in Southern California, I’m sure, but I heard that and instantly said, “No thanks.” I don’t have experience in marketing ANYWAY, and I am utterly UNQUALIFIED for such a position, but above all, I would never move to a place I think I would hate solely for a job that was just okay. Jobs aren’t the sole basis for happiness, and it’s hard to explain that to some people.

I don’t know where I’m going with this rant. :D But Sunday is some Victorian festival in San Francisco, which I would like to go to, but I am very sorry because I did not bring my Nikon D40 CHARGER even though I brought the camera itself, so what the hell am I going to do, going to that event without a camera at all? Godamnit.

December 26, 2007

berlin, munich, and prague.

saturday, december 15th, 2007

left in the early morning to go to the airport. the previous day i was talking to jenny at work and she mentioned that the denver airport (where i was going to have a layover) was weird. well, so i started reading about it and found out all of these conspiracy theories and freaky mural paintings they had on (half of which had been painted over). so, when i got to the airport, i of course searched for these paintings. the one with a stormtrooper-type guy with a gun (the most interesting and clearly disturbing one) had been painted over, although i didn’t see any remnants of it or anything. other people have photos of it, though. here are some of the pics i saw, which are, well, kind of disturbing too. lol. well, i’m only going to show the native american woman. there is also another girl, who used to be jewish but has now been converted to christian or catholic, and yet another, who is african. luckily i studied the map on their website a little bit before going or i wouldn’t have been able to find it. at this case, though, i just ran into it without looking too hard! yay!

had panda express. don’t remember the last time i purchased such a thing!!

sunday, december 16th, 2007

go to germany really early on sunday morning. let’s start this off with an average view at a collection of clothing one must wear to barely not freeze in germany (above).

got to germany and had to go stop by auntie ruby and uncle stewart (sherry‘s parents)’s munich church. while they had a meeting, sherry and i went to walk around and look for a coffee shop but a lot of them were closed and the other ones that were open were like, restaurants, so we didn’t want to go in. at night, we went to some bavarian restaurant (after getting lost a whole helluva lot). sick. had sausage with sauerkraut (of course), a fish dish (the only thing i really ate much of), some super salty potato soup and another soup, and veal. gross.

then we walked around for a while and tried to find a christmas market in munich. it was pretty cold. found one! it was very small and everything was about to close, though. got my first taste of a christmas market, with uh, many, many more to come. >_> i think we literally counted, like, at least 10-12 total. hahah. different ones. different ones, indeed.


found some cool-looking and well-decorated shopping malls and shit on the way… shown above. in minor detail. there wer some other pics but i didn’t get them uploaded.

monday, december 17th, 2007


in the morning, went to neuschwanstein castle (the castle that the disney castle is based off of). well, we almost got lost going there. i swear, i am soooo against navigation systems. we got lost TONS of times with TWO navigation systems. maps are way more efficient. die, technology, die. and like, people forget how to even get to basic places that they should know how to get to. it’s all just…… messed. but anyway, enough about the dangers of navigation systems…



sherry and i decided to walk up the 20 minute trail to the castle instead of taking the horse carriage (bus could not drive up that day because it was too icy). anyway, i got quite frozen because it was very cold that day to begin with, but what’s even worse is that i just wore regular velcro canvas shoes, so my feet were frozen. lol. we were like an hour early, so we had to wait in the mini gift shop, as i was hoping my feet would come back to life. they didn’t. i figured when we went into the castle, things would be better. they weren’t. the castle was freeeeeeeeeezing. >_>



photos within the castle were not takeable — they didn’t allow pics. it was largely incompleted anyways. there were only like, five rooms to look at or something. pretty weird. O__O and unremarkable. the place around it was nice because it was all snowy yet the sun was out that day — but as far as the actual castle goes, it was largely unspectacular. these photos above were actually taken outside the windows of the castle and such. the outside of the castle looked absolutely amazing, though, and the weather was fucking perfect. it was gorgeous. minus my feet falling off almost.


potato pancakes! hecks jeaaaa! i hate being american in foreign countries, though — americans seem to never try and learn other languages. i tried to speak german (limited) whenever i could to thank people and stuff, though, but i was the only one. i think it’s just rude to not even give an effort. maybe that’s just me, though.

tuesday, december 18th, 2007
the next day, we drove from augsburg (suburb of munich) to prague (prag, praga, praha), stopping along the way in plzen (pilsen). no one stopped us at the border. although it was only tuesday, the open borders rule was going to be applied in czech republic starting that friday. that was a little weird, though.

in pilsen, third largest synagoge i think in?? the?? world?? but it was tiny!!!!!!!!!!!! second xmas market here. it was a gran ol’ time. already only in one city that’s not in bavaria and the food is already 200x better. BAVARIA SUCKS. FOOD IN BAVARIA SUCKS. anyway.

went to go to the pilsner urquell plant and it was um, not open for us to tour at the time, unfortunately. it looked very nice, though, and was huuuuuge. instead, we went to eat things at their restaurant. i ate some spicy, cheese-stuffed potato tater tot thing with salsa. it was yummy nummy in my tummy!!

that night we got to prague and stayed at the hilton. freeeeeeeeee! wooooooooo! i don’t think we did much — just walked around, watched some amazing ass tv (amazing power rangers and tetris game). went to eat, again, at some nice looking restaurant that didn’t taste so good. but, it was entertaining, because the couple next to us was arguing and we tried to dissect how well they knew each other. not sure, but the girlfriend could not make up her mind and the guy got annoyed, and the guy saw sherry’s food and wanted to order it, but was too shy to say anything. and she was like, “why don’t you just ask her?!” even though, like, shit, obviously sherry can hear you, she’s sitting like, 1 foot away from you, literally. lol. but yeah the girl was really whiny. didn’t know if she wanted soup or salad or both, and asked a million questions.

sherry’s parents ate big slabs of meat, as usual, and sherry and i made fun of them, because they weren’t supposed to eat that stuff because of their bad health. oh, well.

sherry’s mom is also very forgetful and kept dropping gloves and stuff sooo often haha. it was kind of amusing, actually. i thought *i* was clumsy. and i am. but evidently, i’m not the only one!

wednesday, december 19th, 2007

went to see the astronomical clock. it was interesting. not much to look at, though. not sure what each of the numbers means or anything like that, either.


walked up to the prague castle, and spent like, 4 hrs there, partaking in an audio tour and junk. it was obviously way longer than we had expected. :0 this is the view from the way up. on the way down, saw a beggar who had NO FEET T__T and like all the other bums in czech / germany, he was pretty much just huddled over. he wasn’t bent over, but most other homeless people were bent over at the waist, with their heads touching the floor. i assume it is because it’s so damn cold there (like, 20 degrees or so the whole time we were there — pretty solidly -5 or -2 celsius).


czech money, wooooo!



so, in that complex was a gothic church… along with…


… some castle that was formerly used as a parliament building.



this street right here is famous because of the way it looks and junk. sherry chose to give me the #22 house and she wanted the one next door. turns out #22 used to be the home of franz kafka, so i win.


torture chamber and jail!! all sorts of goodies there. but pictures tell more, but i’m too lazy to upload more to picasa. sucks for you. come over and look at my photo album.



as we were walking back we stopped by another restaurant, after much deliberation and deferring. we finally chose one and it was good and cute, and sherry’s mom thought we had stopped there on purpose and had planned it hahahaha. but it was very much not the case. it *was* a good choice, though, because all of the food was actually good!! absinthe!!! it is very interesting tasting, that’s for sure. i took a half shot, and sherry’s dad took the rest. he was very weird lol after drinking it. not sure if it was in his head or what.



crossing a famous bridge. prague is beautiful, isn’t it?


traditional czech food which is kind of like a cinnamon roll type thing.


sherry’s parents wanted to go home first, so they did and we explored the christmas market in prague (the big one), and then stopped by a museum for the salvador dali and mucha museum. good times, good times. it was apparently an awesome hangout place cause people kept hanging out there. lol. lots of imitations but we did get to see a collection of images he illustrated for dante’s inferno, purgatory, and paradise. some of those were really, really cool.


salvador dali looks like a fucking pimp, no? he has this interesting look in all pics haha. i must say i didn’t care for all of his stuff that much before, but now there is some really cool shit. his style is EXTREMELY versatile, which is commendable. looked like it was drawn by like, five different artists (at least).

the mucha exhibit was interesting primarily because mucha is a major, major commercial whore. all of his work was for magazines or for tin can covers, food lids, etc. he even made currency and stamps. what a whore. his style really is great, though — i bought a poster!


convenience stores in foreign countries are pretty much the best. this is a good one. this is a good thing. :D


some other good food finds, including but not limited to: bacon chips! we uh… bought a lot of food. ha ha ha ha ha ha hro ho ho.



then we went shopping at the mall. shopping was quite entertaining. sherry bought me things. terrible things. and made me try on something terrible as well. see pic.

as we were walking back, we passed a restaurant sherry’s parents were waiting for us in. they just happened to see us as we were walking by through the window. the food was quite good. i had a grilled eggplant stuffed with salmon? and stuff? i forget. they stacked it on the plate to look like mussels, though. hehe. which was fun because we ordered a plate of mussels (real ones!) right next to it.

thursday, december 20th, 2007
meine birthday! drove from prague to dresden, getting lost along the way.




at least the scenery was nice :/ crazy looking. had i been driving, i would probably have stopped 10,000 times to take pictures, but unfortunately, i wasn’t.


dresden had a very nice christmas market. except i was wearing my mathar russia hat and my scarf, and some old guy walked by, turned around, stared at me, and then said some shit. then walked away. now, it was so crowded they could only pass by single-file, but then four of his other friends walked by, one by one, and all of them turned around and stared me in the face. i could only conclude that my hat (and later, my scarf) was offending someone somehow. so i took it off and stopped wearing it, even though it was uber warm :/


as for the city itself, though — it’s pretty much boring as fuck. there was a lot of shopping (that was just okay) and then a whole lot of nothing. kinda sucks that we wasted a day there, but what can you do?


potato dessert thing with curds and fruit inside?!?!!!! PRETTY MUCH DISGUSTING. i thought it must be tried and all because trying random, foreign things is a good idea sometimes, but it was pretty much… not worth it. :X

friday, december 21st, 2007
drove to berlin. didn’t get lost, amazingly. berlin rocks, i think, particularly if you’re into art and are young.


construction next to a park.



the new meets the old.


an amazing museum with a huge collection of islamic art. and reconstructions you will soon see.


a reconstruction (using mostly original parts) of a city in turkey?? this is the pergamon altar.

the city.




random art… they had separate little rotating exhibitions in addition to the permanent collection. the rotating collections were upstairs. these are pieces from one of them.



islamic art collection of edmund de unger. amazing, amazing. for you christians who do not know… muslims believe in the old testament. most of these drawings here are from the old testament, with the first being moses’ parting of the red sea.



also a part of the permanent collection, this is the last of 4 ishtar gates built by nebuchadnezzar II in babylon.


more islamic art. sorry, but it’s just so bad-fucking-ass.

finally, 10,000 years later, we leave the pergamon. this is the view from outside. oOooOo ahhh.



i like this building. so therefore, i like this pic.




KUNSTHAUS TACHELES. unfortunately, we had gotten there really late, so most of the artists were no longer selling things. it’s kinda like the 616?? 626?? 646?? i forget — building in seattle… but uh, looks a lot cooler. when we first were looking for it, i wasn’t sure i had gotten the right building because the painting on the side wall looked different. we walked past it and then decided to go back. the inside was kinda weird. there were two shady looking guys outside, and we walked around outside for a while before deciding to go in. inside, every surface and every wall was covered with graffiti. i tried asking some lady if there was anything upstairs (since that’s where she was coming down from), and she said no. we decided to try going upstairs (even though no one else was there and it was kinda scary) anyways. floors three and four were open. but four didn’t have anyone — three had like, five people. so that’s that.


it sure was cold T_T

saturday, december 22nd, 2007







the berlin wall, aka the eastside gallery, aka the section of the berlin wall that was moved to another place to preserve it, aka the old part of the wall that has since been destroyed by graffiti. it was near our apartment in berlin, so it was the first stop of the day.



reichstag. hello, it was cold. we had to wait outside for thirty minutes because they only let a certain number of people inside at a time. that’s not fun.


let’s talk about the way TO the reichstag. first off, we saw that cool lawn above. that’s cool, that’s neat. wait, there’s more. we were on the left sidewalk walking towards the reichstag, and another couple of tourists was on the opposite side of the street, looking at a map. we hear three honks from really far down the street. i pay it no mind, thinking that the guy was honking at the other tourists. he gets closer and honks again three times. we look up. he most definitely is looking at us and screaming his head off! a girl is in the car with him in the passenger seat, but she is not paying too much mind. he’s swinging his hands up and down, screaming!!! WHAT THE HELL? one would think he was racist but he wasn’t, because we were wearing scarves that came up to our eyes as well as hoods. perhaps it is cause we were both wearing black?? NO IDEA. it was truly perplexing. but now, not only could i not wear my hat, but i didn’t want to wear my scarf either, because the only conclusion we came to was that my rainbow scarf was offending him. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? NOTHING ELSE MADE SENSE (not that the scarf idea made much sense, either).



this is what you see inside. what? i thought i was seeing the actual building. what the fuck is this? oh by the way. they had these awesome ass holographic images on the way in hanging on the wall but since it was in the security area, i wasn’t allowed to take any pics because they’re lame. but man, they were cool. at least they didn’t require taking off shoes in the security area because that woulda been a bitch with my big ol ass moon boot snow shoes (which i made sherry take home for me, YAY!)


the neverending elevator. i think it’s cool. do you see me? HELLO!


leaving the reichstag and heading towards the brandenburg gate, we saw this monument put up by a prisoner of war who was saying the government did not want people to know that people had died. he said that people were trying to get rid of this installation he had made near reichstag. these are people who died trying to cross the berlin wall.


the brandenburg gate, which we visited on the exact date that it reopened to the public dozens of years ago. pwn!



a city park that is just a bunch of stone blocks. hah. hahaha. i climbed on a stone block to take the latter photo of sherry and some security guard came by and told me to get off.

as we were walking away, i guess i was walking fast and sherry was trailing behind, and a group of russians caught up and was flanking on my right. i wasn’t paying attention. they were talking to each other, and suddenly a guy talks really loud right next to me. he was talking to his friend, of course, in russian, but he was right next to me, so i looked up at him, and he looked up at me. and i laughed, embarrassed, and then i trailed back to sherry while they continued to turn around every so often and laugh at me some more. lol.

then we headed to potsdamer platz, and of course, they were there also… i waved at him and was like, “HELLO!” and he did the same. i would have talked to him but i wasn’t sure how his english was (i think it was fine, though) and didn’t know what to say anyway, other than, “oh, you’re from mathar russia?!”

there was a snow hill in potsdamer platz, and on it, people were riding down tires. woooooo!! there was also a portion of the berlin wall (since that was where it originally was), some guards selling stamps in passports (i would have bought one, but sherry’s mom had my passport because our parents still treat us like we’re fucking five years old). BOOOO.






so sherry wanted to go to the museum of musical instruments, and on the way, we passed this national galerie and they had on display, a labryinth. what the fuck is it? good question. some kind of contemporary art installation with steel walls and such. every turn led to some weird ass shit. does it make sense? not really. because everything is a collection of his works throughout his life. kind of egotistical, as it serves no real purpose other than to serve as a ‘timeline of his past works’… but uh, yeah. that last pic is cool, eh? totally accidental. but it looks trippy!


do you see me?! DO YOU? probably not because i’m fucking ninja, but still.


this is the outside of the national galerie. i have to make a note of this because this same exact sculpture is in UW’s red square. isn’t that funny? it’s like the large orange abstract statue in seattle center — i saw it somewhere else too (i forget where, though). mass-created giant sculptures… how lame is that??!?!!?! there should only be one. pfft. and they’re not even SLIGHTLY the same — they’re EXACTLY the same. someone mentioned before that the UW sculpture was supposed to stand for the inadequacies of man, but i don’t know about that anymore.


so, i don’t know if mcdonald’s has a deal with the german government or what, but mcdonald’s signs are literally everywhere. this is on the top of a building and says, over 50 mcdonald’s in berlin. OH REALLY. what’s worse is… this wasn’t a mcdonald’s. there wasn’t a mcdonald’s anywhere in this building or even near it. so what the fuck? there are these street signs everywhere too, showing mcdonald’s… and then 500 km away, or whatever, with arrows pointing in different directions.


the museum of musical instruments. today was a busy fucking day. i mean really.


love sex and dreams — two story sex shop!



this is inside the largest department store in germany, second largest in europe. called kadewe. the whole top two floors are dedicated to food. i laiiiikeee. we got inside and immediately took a seat because we had been walking so much. anyway, as we were seated, we saw that there was some mom writing something on her little toddler son’s arms (he could barely speak). sherry was like, “i bet she’s writing her phone number on his arm in case he gets lost!” and we’re like, “hmm, yeah, that’d be a good idea!” later, they walked by, and that was indeed the case. amazing!!!!


“buffet” only it’s not a buffet — it’s a restaurant that operates like a cafeteria, where you get to pick out what you want to get.


train station. damn this shit was confusing at first, but no longer. the overground subway stations are confusing. this is better. feels more like a subway. but it’s still a train. damn you, germans, for being confusing.



more pointless wandering led us to checkpoint charlie, which used to… be an american checkpoint. didn’t go to the museum cause it was supposed to be lame. surely i do not believe we missed out on anything.

we were crossing through this random building cause it was cold outside. the entire building was heated. errr. and there were restaurants and bars and things, but nothing was locked up. no one was there. we’re like, wtf, we should steal shit. but instead, we decide to jump up and down and take pics. after pic #50 or so (jokes, more like #14), some security guard walks in and coincidentally we leave.


walking around that night, after paying 1 euro to enter the ‘upscale’ christmas market (aka the only one you had to pay for), we went to the lowscale carnival. timing was perfect because had we stayed at the other christmas market another ten minutes, the carnival would have closed. but we got there right in time to see them shutting everything down and all that jazz.


this is the carnival.


hypnotic yellow block. i had to see it and go to it.

sunday, december 23rd, 2007



nuremburg. yeahhh. didn’t really see it much as it was just a drive-through but they had a big christmas market that was EXTREMELY crowded and was back to having nasty bavarian food (aka nothing but sausages). but yeah, nuremburg definitely had the most tourists out of anywhere in germany and czech republic at this time of year. it was actually kind of weird because we hadn’t seen many the whole time.


what happens if you leave liquids in the car overnight! yay!

monday, december 24th, 2007


errr, had to attend church something or other tonight. it was a potluck. the food was pretty sick. this latter pic is of this bread thing (flattened bread on the outside), and the inside was pickled vegetables and bbq pork or something, but the pork tasted like charcoal. SICK. dammit, i was expecting good things from that shit too.


don’t sit on folded ping pong tables!!!!!!!!!!!!

the whole thing was in chinese with a bunch of chinese exchange students, and they kept thinking that sherry and i couldn’t speak chinese. argh. that was annoying, but they soon got the idea that we could. we played a game of telephone and uh, we basically had to repeat bible verses. three teams. mine won, and i was the last person. i had to recite it! soo basically, i did better than a bunch of native chinese speakers. pwn. i don’t know what i said but i just blindly repeated it (even though they had told me the wrong thing to begin with, it was still more correct than everyone else’s). :D

there were also some skits and things……………. of the corny variety. but it was briefly amusing. i should get better at chinese. and spanish. yeah.

when i was first introducing myself in my small group of like, 6 people, one of the girls asked me, “are you christian?” and i said i used to be. and she’s like, “are you trying to become christian again?” and i said, “not really.” and she’s like, “yue lai yue xing zhi ji shi bu shi (more and more believing in yourself, are you?)” and i was like, “i don’t know?” because it was such a weird thing to say. she mentioned a similar thing in a bigger group too, but she meant it in a rude way — i’m pretty sure. because the context in which she said it in the big group was that people who aren’t christian are more selfish because they believe in themselves more and not in god or in others. i don’t know. it was weird. but yeah. i would have said more but i didn’t because i didn’t feel like it was my place since again, sherry’s parents were doing missionary work with those kids.

towards the end of the night there was some pretty ignorant talk about how believing in the christian god makes countries better and shit, even though on the flipside, sherry’s mom mentioned a story of a jewish girl who made it out alive because she believed in HER god, who is obviously not the christian god. lots of ignorant christian talk that is completely unaccepting of other religions. sherry’s dad talked about how he wants to talk to a muslim guy they know about why he believes in his god because he thinks that the muslim guy doesn’t really know WHY he believes, and that most muslims are like that. i think that’s ignorant. muslims have just as much a right to believe as christians do, the belief is just as rational or irrational. it’s just not fair. religion is so divisive. i can’t stand it. during the group conversation, i was just quietly seething because i did not want to misstep my bounds and sound ungrateful for my stay there, but man, i definitely did not agree with a *lot* of the stuff that was said. there was one girl, and it was her first time there. there were some general comments about how western countries show love more than eastern countries. new girl said she disagreed, and it wasn’t that eastern countries couldn’t love, but because they were still developing countries and therefore could not concentrate as much on these things because they were so busy worrying abotu surviving. i don’t necessarily agree, but i can see her point, and she is entitled to it. everyone else shut her down, though — HARD. and that’s terrible. you shouldn’t do that to a newcomer. it makes people feel unwelcome. just let them have their opinion. you and your 80 friends don’t need the last word against the 1 girl. i dunno. it’s just not cool, man.

tuesday, december 25th, 2007

concentration camp on christmas. i think the thought is just hilarious. this sign here is the doorway to enter the concentration camp. it ironically says, “work sets you free.”



sculpture designed by a former camp person, and this is the maintenance building behind it. the second pic shows the maintenance building with an asshole inscription. read the text to see what it says.


propaganda posters. i love it.


different badges the people were forced to wear.


never again… :/



reconstructed sleeping bunks, one of like, 34 or something. all the other ones no longer exist and all that are left are the block numbers. there is a story somewhere about how these guys run out of energy and just poop and pee all over the people below them. sick. sometimes people would smell so bad that they’d have to drag them to the bathroom to wash them off, but then it’d just start all over again. that’s probably why so many people were naked — because they were just filthy.


there were some churches and nunneries within the complex. this is within the nunnery area.


gas chamber. built but never used — at least, not largescale executions. why, no one knows.


a large room with many cremating ovens. >_> this is the large crematorium; there’s a smaller one as well.


augsburg. few pics taken there. blahblah.





expensive restaurant; supposedly the ‘best’ in augsburg. had monkfish. it was rubbery, but tasted good… like a crab-textured cod or something. does not flake. had pictures of nudes all over. AWESOME. SUPER DESSERT, with a firework in it!~!! it was a buncha shit in one. too much contamination from one dessert to another if you ask me, but it had all sorts of crap, from pistachio ice cream to weird jello type thing to dragonfruit to chocolate mousse. yeahhhh.

and the next day was to the airport and the trip home! WOOHA.

November 22, 2007

taiwan for yo mothafuckin ears. err. something.

i’m writing this and it’s january 2008. oh well, need to recap it SOMETIME. even if it is a little late ^__~

sunday, november 18th, 2007
took the fucking AGO-NIZ-FUCK-ING flight to taipei and it was well, agonizing. i stayed a day later and left a day later than i was originally supposed to (which was friday), because i was sponsoring artifakt event the night before and yair was playing a show! well, people really liked his performance, so yay. the show itself was alright, some decent art, some okay. but yeah.



first evening i got there and daddy couldn’t go anywhere cause his leg was injured (from playing the wii), so mom, phil, roxanne, and i went over to the night market. had to take a taxi as it was too far to walk to. ate niu rou mian (beef noodle stew) but it was kinda gross. meh. it wasn’t gross. just okay.


some taiwanese fashion. long shit with leggings is all the rage there right now.

monday, november 19th, 2007


mom and dad had to visit the doctor, so phil, roxanne, and i got up early and just went to walk around. lotta shit was closed. we went to taipei 101 (the current tallest building, although soon to be not… why do people find the need to build as tall as possible anyway? it’s so freaking weird)… but it wasn’t open yet. so we walked around, in search of food. we bought some stuff at the convenience store. pretty much we are lucky i can read a bit of chinese — at least enough to get a basic idea of foods — so i got us picked out some onigiri stuff. that was really hard to open. and ooOoooOooOo green tea milk, you are so yummy. <3 finding food in foreign countries — it’s seriously the funnest part >_> spicy chicken onigiri up there. it was actually really good.



taipei 101. oh yeah, taipei 101?? you think you’re cool because you reach into the clouds? PFFT. inside, it’s pretty much just a mall for rich people. you know, the usual.




common sights in the taiwan, with taxis and all that jazz. women riding mopeds with high heels. okay, so it’s not THAT common but it’s not uncommon either.



slightly more uncommon sights. man with ladder while riding moped. what a pimp. and a naked mannequin.


magazine in bookstore in taipei 101 that’s dedicated to all things “BLANG BLANG” — i would have bought it but it cost ten fucking bucks. no thanks. i guess they figure those who want to bling will be willing to pay money for a guide on how to bling. as lenny pointed out, though, unfortunately they have the wrong idea — sticking rhinestones onto everything does not equal bling. bling = diamonds and jewels and shit. you got the wrong idea, AZNZ.


after we were done with 101 we took a free shuttle to… where? i don’t remember. hahahahahdoaishdads. the train station. oh yeah. the subway. that’s where we went. taipei’s subway system is still small and new, but they copied practically everything from japan. unlike americans, though, taiwanese people listen to signs on the ground and shit.


since we didn’t have much to do, we took the train station to “taipei da che zhang” (main station) and walked around. there was massive shopping there, which is why we went. because the truth pretty much is like this: there ain’t shit to do in taiwan except for shop. it’s pretty much… what’d i just say? the truth. >_> this little cutie was from one of those vending machines where you pay money to operate a claw and then you can win it. thing is… THIS SHIT COSTS $4 PER PLAY. what the fuck? we didn’t want to pay the money, so we haven’t yet decided whether it is “play until you win” or “$4 for one play and if you don’t get it, you’re a chump.” i guess the world may never know. because who plays that shit? there were a lot of those machines, to be sure, but i must say — never saw anyone playing any of them. hahaha. this is also copied from japan, their little arcade places. of course.


at night, we walked to nai nai’s place. lotta construction going on. my grandma is like 95. she’s funny. on a later date when we were at her house, she kept showing me to her little display cabinet where there were pictures of many people — including me!! and there was a photo of me, her, and this other boy who liked me. she said, “that’s you! that boy kept trying to get closer to you but you told him to go away!” then i would sit down, and five minutes later, she would be like, “mei mei ah, your photo is in this cabinet!” this happened three times… haha. >_> within the span of like, fifteen minutes. har har har. oh nai nai. she doesn’t cook for herself anymore since she fell… it’s messed up how falling at an old age (grandma used to always wear high heels) fucks up old people so hardcore. >_> it’s sad. but yeah, now she has a live-in servant who is from singapore. nai nai taught her how to cook for her and she cooks instead. i miss nai nai’s niu rou mian. i don’t think i’ll ever get to eat it again. T__T awww nai nai why are you so old! my mom knows how to make it but it isn’t the same at all. T__T sad.

i should also mention that my alcoholic uncle went crazy too. he used to be a REALLY nice guy but was just a fuck up and would get drunk all the time. well his liver is completely shot now but what’s worse is that his mind is shot. T__T he doesn’t even recognize my dad anymore. it’s pretty fucked up. i guess he has pulled out knives and threatened to kill people before. anyway, he lived with my grandma and my brother / mom / dad / roxanne got there before me so they saw him, but yeah, he didn’t recognize any of them. so they committed him to a mental institution. so that’s that. i didn’t see him. it’s a shame, because he’s a nice guy.


around grandma’s place are a lot of really small food stands and stuff — but unlike the night market, these are places people go to on a daily basis just when they’re leaving to and from work and shit. very convenient. this above is zou tou fu (stinky tofu). i don’t like the shit. but my momma does. my momma likes everything. as you will soon find out. it’s actually rather traumatizing. as you will soon find out.


dad, grandma, and phil. we are making our way to a restaurant!! that had EXTREMELY small dishes (i’m talking… mmm… the size of a coffee saucer plate thing) but they were really good, and probably the only real eating of vegetable i had the whole time i was there. so that was definitely a plus.



here’s what is not a plus. around grandma’s house, my mom bought some la mian xian (spicy noodle… thingies) because she didn’t know we were going out to eat dinner. not a fatty to waste foods, she, of course, brought the food into the restaurant like a fucking savage. it was pretty damn savage as she was scarfin gthe shit down in front of the waitresses. >_> in the latter pic is grandma with my auntie and uncle. the uncle came to america to live with us a while, and he still now insists on speaking english to us whenever he gets the chance to. his english isn’t bad but he does have an accent, and he’s just kind of goofy in general (we compare him to droopy), so him speaking english like droopy = funny.


apparently, when i was younger, this mall used to have a top floor that was all rides and arcades for little kids. i used to come here with my dad every day after he went to work or something. ahhh, good memories in taiwan. good memories indeed. i only lived there for a year around preschool age, but it doesn’t matter!

tuesday, november 20th, 2007

subway station. lots of boring time to spare, so yeah.



my timeline is actually kinda screwy so i don’t know if this is right, but whatever. the general gist is enough — a day by day play isn’t THAT important, is it?!!!!!!OIJ!OIJI!JOIAJSDOIAS! so, my mom booked us a trip via some tour train or something to go to hualian, which is in like, southeast taiwan. which is somewhat exciting because this was our first time outside of taipei in taiwan!!! porko rosssssso!


when we got there, some pony driver guy picked us up for the ride. not a tour guide — just a driver. but he kinda was weird and had a bad attitude. but err. doesn’t that sky look fake?!!!


first stop — a wonton place. supposedly famous — they had pictures of a former president eating there. i mean, it was okay. nothing to write home about though. or maybe it is. i don’t know. i never was much for wontons. but compared to most wontons they were pretty good. so okay, i change my mind, i guess they were good.


drive-by photo of a funeral. woooooo!


for the unacquainted, welcome to the world of the squatter.


so this guy dropped us off at all of these random, not particularly exciting places the first day because we didn’t have an itinerary for him and it was already the early afternoon. dad and brother and roxanne didn’t enjoy it at all but i didn’t really care — i think anything is pretty much a lot more interesting when you have a camera… even the most ‘boring’ of places. anyway, this place was a place that was formerly occupied by the japanese and they cut trees down there… blahblahblah. evidently the former logging caused all of the current rivers to dry out really easily, because when it rains, there aren’t as many old trees to soak up the water… instead, all the little, newly planted trees barely soak up any water, causing rivers to rage big, but for a short time… as opposed to being around year-round.


this was another random-ass place, but while we were there, some professor was there with his elementary school class. kids in taiwan pretty much take field trips all fucking day. no matter what day of the week it was or where we were, there were kids out on field trips. the other alternative is that even during weekdays people in business outfits are playing hooky or taking their work breaks to go SHOPPING. it’s ridiculous. apparently it hasn’t changed since my parents were growing up there, either. taiwan has a lot of streetside vendors which sell cheap wares, and apparently since the beginning of time people would pass by and say, “oh no, it’s so cheap! i have to have it!” even though they didn’t. this hasn’t changed. all taiwanese people do is fucking buy shit. it’s ridonkulous. i mean… do they really waste more than americans? i actually find that hard to believe. i’d say they probably are up there also. except they don’t have the big houses. but as far as buying trash goes — i think they are pretty high up there. also, none of their streetside restaurants use rewashable silverware or plates or bowls. they all fucking use disposable shit. it’s atrocious.

anyway, i went off on a tangent. that picture above is some weird bug larvae or mold — we couldn’t figure out what it was. :/



at another random place we stopped off at to eat “famous ice cream” (which was disgusting), you could feed koi. i don’t really care much for koi, but you must admit — their mouths are pretty dope there.





this is our bombass last stop of the day, which we probably should have spent MORE time at. it was a farm / zoo. i really wanted to ride a bike but i was not aware that they rented bikes until later. so i was a little bitter. instead, we rented this car which my dad drove around since he was injured. at first i had no idea what that place was but it soon revealed itself to be a crazy ass haven for birds of all types… and it made me very happy to see a MANDARIN DUCK IN PERSON!!!! i’d been waiting for that moment, for all my life! well not really. but yeah… my dad was also driving in the wrong lane in the wrong direction for a very long time. lol.


monkey island excited me on paper, but it was actually pretty weak sauce. sigh!!!!




there was a dairy farm. we were allowed to walk inside. erm, scary?! poor poor cow cows :[ here you are, a more intimate look at a cow being milked than you probably wanted!


this place was really fucking weird. pretty much this rich guy didn’t know what he wanted to do with his money, so he bought a bunch of shit. at least it’s cool shit, though. but still. there are a lot more pics i have of the bird collection that i didn’t upload to picasa, but he had soooooo many birds. it was insane. didn’t get a good chance to view any of them enough because we were in a rush and shit, so that kinda sucked. but it is what it is!


that night we stayed at this hotel. phil kept bitching about how ghetto it was going to be because it was in the city and not this super expensive one that was up on a hill (i told mom to get the city one because what’s the point? a view only lasts so long). anyway. he was bitching and moaning and when we finally got there, the place was fine. maybe even nice. a little bit unconventional, but i liked it. anyway, they had these windows that pulled open and were really high off the ground so you had to climb on bed to climb out of it, but all of the patios were connected. so i tried to scare my mom by going over to their window and being like, “BOO!” but she wasn’t scared at all. she was just like… “what are you doing there?”


took a series of long-exposure shots from outside that window on that balcony. this is maybe? the best of them.


that night we went to yet another night market. this place supposedly had famous… xiao long bao (small dragon buns HAHHAAAHHAHAAUSD)… seems like everything is famous. bizarro. they were pretty good but not as good as crab xiao long bao i’ve had — and other things. they were just okay. again, i don’t like xiao long bao, though, so yeah.


a thing full of intestines and shit. i asked the lady for permission. haha.


quantity of heat — 60c
fattiness — 25g
power — 86k
fibrin — 16n
DOGIPEE HOT DOG STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean really, wtf?

wednesday, november 21st, 2007



the next day, we went to taroko national park. yeah. apparently chinese people don’t like to hike, because there weren’t really any trails at all. haha. all there was was this paved (like, for cars to drive on, only cars weren’t allowed to drive on it) road for people to walk on. which is kinda weaksauce. all the campsites (all one of them, i think) were also closed because of the time of year. the weather in taiwan at this time of year is so bizarre. it’s like… hot but cold at the same time. it’s a sticky cold that brings heat in its humidity. never knew how to dress because if i wore a jacket i’d get hot in a few seconds and if not, i’d be cold. blech.


there was a lot of construction going on, which nearly resulted in a crisis. generally they would only let one side of the traffic on the construction road at a time, but they messed up once and let both go at the same time. and there was a bus involved. so therefore, it was messy. so ghetto. they would only let a certain amount of people every hour, so if you missed the cut off point, you had to wait another hour. lol.



apparently, falling rocks are a huge problem here :| this area is known for these white, marble rocks. lots of quarrying and such >_>


this thing was on a long set of stairs. no one squished it… yay? i don’t know if it was dead or alive. i reckon dead, because roxanne got the same exact picture almost (which i thought was really interesting, because that means she’s looking around on the ground, like i do too!), and she went up those stairs way ahead of me. so… it was probably sitting there dead (or alive) for a while. i reckon dead.


this guy is definitely dead. i actually rather like taking pics of dead things. they just look so… interesting.


one stream is gray and the other is blue! together they make gray!!!! YAY!



low-hanging clouds.



we then went to this beach. this xiang chang (sausage) vendor had a cool sign. i thought his xiang chang tasted like charcoal, though, so i gave it to mcdoggy. then i tried to take a photo of myself with mcdoggy, and failed miserably.


almost as great as YAHO– wait, they probably got sued. same font and everything.


at the subway station, they featured some artwork made by fourth to seventh graders which warned about the dangers of the subway / train. ahhahahahraohrahrar. this is fucking great.

thursday, november 22nd, 2007



went to this… place. that was an old city… yeah. this was after taking the quick train (2 hours instead of 3 hours) back to taipei. the train was very rickety, and in it, they had a squatter bathroom. it was the first time using a squatter actually MADE SENSE. had it been a regular toilet, it would have been gross and i would have probably touched the communal nasty toilet seat. but since it was a squatter — and a clean one at that — it was perfect for the bumpy ride! insanity. anyway, this is the next day. we got the guy who picked my parents up from the airport to drive us around. mostly just little shops in this area — nothing too exciting to me but whatever. i got to sit in the middle of the road and be scary and stalk people with my camera :D


some kids i stalked.


then we moved onto the next place. yet again, i have no idea what this place is. eh, i’ll find out and add it in later. lots of antiques and junk. yeahhh.




garden, in honor of a former chinese president. errr. yeah. errr taiwanese president. i have no idea. it was pretty boring.


then we went to another street market. this one had awesome foods. unfortunately, i did not get to eat as much of it as i would have liked T__T


what we did eat though was this. i don’t even know. it was like, strawberry mian xian in a tofu pocket. pretty interesting tasting. not good, but not really disgusting either. but definitely everyone just ate a bite and was done with it. lol. i think this area of taipei was where my dad went to college. i can’t be sure, though.


i bought one of these for lenny and one of these for sherry >_> they’re so cute haha.




then we went to this harbor place. i don’t know where any of these places are, lol. they’re all within taipei, though.


then we went to another market. and my parents went INSANE and bought a fuckload of this black sesame and peanut candy. i mean, the shit is really good but not THAT good. they went insane. two big bags. and now i still have a bunch (and it’s two months later)… and probably will never finish it!!!!

friday, november 23rd, 2007

went to ximending, the top freaking shopping center in taipei, that’s for sure. some breakdancers — who i later talked to and found out were from MATHAR RUSSIA — were there… breakdancing. cameraman got me on camera!!



one girl, three guys. the girl sucked. she did this butt shaking mood every time. she couldn’t even breakdance. couldn’t pop… eh. she just seemed out of place and repetitive. i was not the only one who thought this. as far as the breakers go — one guy was really good… the other two guys were pretty mediocre. guy pictured above in the pose is *not* the good one.




phil had wanted to go to this restaurant but we didn’t know where it was. it’s a chain store, but we just happened to stumble upon it. the seats in the restaurant are toilets. the table are sheets of glass over old sinks. showers hang from the walls. your food comes to you in toilet-shaped thingies. yeap. the food? it was just okay. my crappy chinese failed us here, because i misread some things for other things, unfortunately.



candies shaped in pad-like packaging. i think they are marshmellows. i’m not sure. haven’t opened. queer aid, phil bought for aberoo.


i didn’t expect to find much graffiti in taipei but there was a lot around ximending… and a lot of it was really quality stuff. here’s one.


masturbation bear in the two story stationary store that i used to go to every time i went back to taipei. i even had a birthday discount card which worked around your birthday, but my mom forgot to bring it T__T


roxanne and her face mask! those things make it very hard to breathe — as cool as they look. >_>


you might know what a buddhist monk looks like… this is what taoist monks look like!


this toothpaste was in our hotel. larry king is a whitemen. i started using this toothpaste when we first got there but then i saw that it was made in china and got scared and no longer used it, cause that’s scary. i wanted abe lincoln instead of larry king (he was in this book at the hotel), but roxanne said that was inappropriate. she said using bush would be inappropriate too, but larry king is somehow okay. i don’t really understand.


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October 31, 2007

freak night 11 & janky ass costumes.

this past weekend (friday the 26th) was supposed to be freak night 11 with infected mushroom, mstrkrft, dieselboy, and dj bailey, amongst others. IT GOT CANCELLED ON THE DAY OF. how does some shit like that even happen? i’m not sure. some people said the venue cancelled. some people say the city of seattle caused the venue to cancel. who knows what really happened. if you know, tell me.

but that sucks because this is the third time i’ve wanted to see infected mushroom and could not. BLARGH. did i already mention this? i feel deja vu-ish… i feel bad for the people who drove all the way up from portland, though, assuming that something must happen… massives don’t get cancelled! some shit did happen at element with headliners like dieselboy and rank one and mstrkrft, but element is tiny…

my octopus pumpkin i carved last week was starting to mold. the mold was light green and coming out and looked like soap sude ^_^ at least it wasn’t too squishy to pick up. that would have been gross! uber gross!

i need to get my new website domain up but there are other things that need to be done first. arggh! blarghh! so much to do *brain explode*.

by the way, dick’s is this fast food joint in washington and it is gross. in-n-out pwns its fucking bones through the roof.

hmm, watched “ricki-oh” yesterday because i think that movie is right up lenny‘s alley. and it was, for he was amused. that movie is so fucking absurd. if you like gore, you should watch it. funny gore, that is. but very, very gory. LOL. god.

on friday night, instead of freak night, lenny and i bummed around and hung out and went to go see david sedaris. $40 tickets (per person). it was entertaining, somewhat, but some parts of his reading were boring. and it’s fucking highway robbery, charging that much for a READING. it’s not like he’s a stand-up comedian coming up with new ideas. he’s just reading. not worth the money, even though it was my first time at benaroya hall (not really as impressive on the inside as it looks on the outside). so in conclusion… sorry, david sedaris — i love your books, but i’m never going to pay $40 to see you read some shit to me ever again. not even $30. not even $20. maybe $15. you shouldn’t be allowed to charge that much anyway. that shit was sold out. give me a break. damn you david!

er anyway, afterwards we went to scarecrow and got some movies, including “tekkonkinkreet” which was well, amazing. AMAZING. amazing. i couldn’t shut up about it the whole time i was watching it, which was probably pretty annoying, but what can i say? it was some good shit. the animation style and use of cg were amazing. the director was a first-time director, but i must say, he had a really good vision of what he wanted the movie to be like. i have no complaints. it was a great movie.

on saturday, posa, linh, lenny, and i went to nw trek in tacoma, which is this outdoor err… safari type thing only their animals are kind of lame. only animals like bison (the most exciting), two types of deer, moose, elk, mountain goats, etc. (aka non-threatening animals) were present. other animals were present in the park, but not in the “observe them in their natural habitat!” type fashion. did get to see a wolverine for the first time, though, and those things are pretty damn weird. not what i thought they’d be like at all. foxes are so cute. so are wolves. i want a wolf! or a dog that looks like a wolf more like. cuuuute. point defiance was more exciting than this one, though. but, i’m saving up all my film of all these animals and i will soon be able to put together some kind of uber animal video or SOMETHING. i dunno. but i sure to go to a lot of zoos. might as well make something of it!?

cynthia was up here from portland, so me, lenny, cynthia, alex, jennifer [villaruz], and robin dressed up half-assedly (only jenn and robin had real costumes) and went to en restaurant in belltown. i hate belltown, by the way. anyway, alex was dressed as a ninja so i decided to half-assedly join him as well. i had a hoodie on and i put one of jenn’s shirts (black) over it, and then took alex’s weird orange striped handkerchief and put it over my face to be a “no face ninja”… when asked, we were going to say we were from an unknown manga called “kuma no _____” (i forget the last word)… which, translated in english, would mean “bear’s penis.” however, the restaurant was pretty empty and once there i immediately did not care for any kind of dressing up, so i stopped wearing the no-face.

there was this guy outside named rodney who was a beggar but sang for the seattle men’s chorus as well. anyway, he kept singing songs to different groups of people and initially he was singing to randoms, then cynthia and lenny, and then i heard about it and decided to go outside and listen to him. he dedicated some song to me. and sang it. he was a preetty good singer. not the best but definitely had a lot of control over his voice. evidently he asked me for a dollar, and later alex when he came out to join me, but didn’t ask cynthia and lenny. weird. i asked him a few questions, though, and i asked him how long he’d been doing it — he said he was 47? and had been doing it for 30 years? and i asked if it’s something he’d always wanted to do and he said he had no choice — his grandmother was the head of some choir of a church and required them (him and his 12 siblings) to participate… so all of them sung and played instruments (rodney played piano). if they didn’t do it, grandma would beat them. LOL. oh so christian-like you are, grandmama! later he was singing, “all the world needs now… is love, sweet love,” and gave us a hug and i totally like kissed his bald head because it was perfect height to my mouth lol >_<

later that night alex, lenny, and i went to taqueria del riconsito and got food to go, and found out that reading the spanish newspaper isn’t difficult at all! the question, now, was whether it wasn’t difficult because they use simple vocab, or because our spanish was so good. i think the former is probably the reason, although i’d prefer the latter! we got back to lenny’s place, though, and he proceeded to puke a few times (in addition to the times at the restaurant) and went to go pass out. then he woke up and made me make sure he had flushed. which, of course, he hadn’t, and it was gross?!!

alex and i watched “cable guy” though, cause it was free on comcast on-demand “free movies” (my new best friend when i go over). i’d never seen that movie before but there were some really very funny parts. :D WOOOO.

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